Elves are upset about that. Yes, no one has sticks. Uh, how do they feel about a resolution that the handling of intoxicated people outside their home should involve guiding them home or to their grandmother, possibly after dunking them in a fountain, and that intoxication in the home is allowed? 

- unless there are children in the home, someone proposes.

Some creative young thing with the most violently scarlet hair in the room suggests that they could just have some designated place for people to go be high in.

- sure, that sounds good. It can be comfortable and safe. Elves start talking design. Some more practically-minded people observe that this needs an immediate solution and maybe one of the storage buildings can be used while a better one is being built.

Yeah that should be fine. They can figure out who has stashes and get lockers in the being high place to put them.

This satisfying everybody they call for a vote on it.

...the reds are nervous about attempting to vote but they try it out.

Voting's anonymous, on your bracelets (or chips), though there's a big screen up front that shows how many people voted and (once everyone's had long enough) how they voted. The revision to the laws is popular.

...yay!

A location is designated! The Elves disperse singingly!

Some people go be high in the location!

That's legal!

And then they wander home and get lost and are bounced back to their new houses and their grandmothers don't even have to be disappointed in them.

Back on their terrible planet nothing has gone horribly wrong yet but he has something of a tension headache in anticipation. Also a lot of people are in serious emotional distress over the 'taking babies away from their parents' part of the job and could really use ten years off somewhere exquisitely pretty.

Going to give it to them?

When we're done.

You're fussing at these countries over not letting their employees quit -

No one would get in trouble if they took a vacation without permission, it's not the same thing at all. They don't want people to die while they're hiking and camping and decompressing. So we fix things first. We haven't been here long at all -

And already people are finding it unsustainable -

Yeah. Just - most of the pressure's not from me, it's from the situation. If I take the guiding pressure off it it doesn't cease to be horrible, it just ceases to be directed.

The refugee stories are all heartwarming.

Someone's going to do something horrible and then we'll see. 

I think you need a vacation too.

Desperately. 

We could -

- no can't risk it -