"I noticed they were real. I also noticed they were delicious."

"Chocolate is among my favorite inventions. You can take some to the Americas and hand them out to skeptics."

"Sounds like a fun time."

"Where's the kid now?"

Sigh. "My parents have - I don't know if it's a boy or a girl they took it away - my parents have it."

" - before you could - 

- that's fucked up -"

Rebecca's about to say something when a door creaks open and a nunnier nun, possibly the nunniest of nuns, approaches.

He glances at Rebecca's panicked expression and makes them both invisible.

"- bwuh -" says Rebecca.

The very nunny nun passes them by without comment.

"Didn't mean to scare you," he whispers once she's passed. 

"That was brilliant, are you going to say how you did it or is it just more exotic, foreign, whatnot -" Rebecca whispers back.

"I can't tell you, I'm sorry, I'm not supposed to show you either but I'm not very likely to get caught. Exotic foreign whatnot."

"Secret exotic foreign whatnot, which you aren't allowed to tell me about, but you're free on weekends to chat up nuns."

"I'm still in school, learning exotic foreign whatnot, and I have two girlfriends to explain my absences."

"That's a considerable number of girlfriends. They don't mind?"

Sigh. "So I started courting them last year partially because they were best friends and inseparable and so - close - and it was really cute and I talked them into kissing each other and they liked it and we all three went to the dance together and had a lovely time for a few months and then they decided they were in love. With each other. And they wanted me to cover for them. And - they'd have been willing to compensate me for that but as established I am not that much of an asshole so I'm covering for them but can hardly date more girls at school without people wondering why two isn't enough..."

"Hence the nuns. How many nuns?" she wonders rhetorically.

"If I claim you are the first nun to capture my heart will you believe me?"

"Maybe there are also exotic, foreign nuns."

"There are no exotic foreign nuns. If a girl where I'm from got with child and the father wouldn't marry her they'd probably duel over it."

"Too good to marry a Catholic, you see."

"- we don't have Catholics but I am familiar with people like that."

"Where in the world speaks English and doesn't have Catholics -"

"What exactly makes someone a Catholic?"

"Catholic parents, usually, or converting."