year three ensues
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Aaron gets everybody money but courteously does not tell Miranda that he already has Wealth of Nations and she should have gotten him money. 

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He gets Aaron money! He gets Michael a piano that doesn't lose its tune when shrunken pocket-sized and then expanded, which Michael had complained about for years with inferior pianos. He gets Michael's help on designing Miranda and Karen standard-looking Hogwarts robes that self-regulate temperature and deflect minor hexes. 

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And Timothy gets Miranda a cat. Well, a Kneazle, technically.

 

He met the cat in Italy, when it bit him; he was making Feverfew trail a politician for him. He recalled Feverfew and the kitten hissed and snarled and stopped when he took off the Imperius. Though it still glared at him disdainfully.

 

He had a feeling that it might get along with Miranda.

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"Ooh how'd you make these - hex deflection'd be handy for Stoller -"

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"That's the first-year you adopted?"

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"Yeah but there's only so much I can do when it's a sixth-year hassling her. He's mostly backed off as long as she avoids him now."

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"Black?"

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"How'd you guess - should I have asked you for blackmail on him or something, am I very remiss in the care and feeding of my pet firstie not bugging you about it even now you're out of school -"

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"I very much doubt remotely managing the wellbeing of Muggleborns in Slytherin is a valuable thing for me to be endeavoring to do. I wouldn't've blackmailed him, actually - would probably just have told him he was eroding discipline in the common room -"

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"Molloy tried, didn't help much."

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"No one got to the kid in time to warn her to implausibly claim decent ancestry?"

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"She ran into Selwyn in Diagon Alley."

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"I should talk to the board about a better procedure for contacting Muggleborns in the first place - arrange an orientation and a shower for them before they -"

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"Do Muggles actually smell or do people just say that to be mean -"

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"No, it's true, it's just not morally relevant and also if the Statute were gone we could fix it."

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"And reading lessons."

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"I learned to read when I was three, I don't see how Muggles don't -"

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"They don't have any books, their parents don't have time to teach them and they can't all afford school..."

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"No one taught me."

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"Muggles as smart as you probably come out fine."

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"Yeah. But I think being smart and being randomly magic are mostly uncorrelated." Her new kitten yawns awake. "- is that a live cat, I was assuming it was an enchanted statue you'd explain at some point -" The kitten bites Timothy. "Is that a live cat that hates you."

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"It is! Merry Christmas."

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She picks up the kitten. "What nefarious plot is served by my ownership of a cat that hates you?"

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"He resents my conduct towards Feverfew. And noticed it immediately."

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"Your conduct towards Feverfew?"

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