"...Yeah, no, you are not He, unless Jesus wasn't real - and Yeshua ben Yosef was, by most estimations.  And you know I'm most definitely even less a Jew, doctrinally speaking, than I ever was a Catholic, so you certainly have some balls to claim that title like it means something to me qua groveling and repenting of hypothetical sins.  For one, you're not omnibenevolent.  I might give you credit on the omniscience, except you literally just admitted to wondering.  For three, if you're omnipotent and neither of those other things, I'm still standing here unsmote.  So what do you want?"

"I want your faith. My son, as you say, was quite effective at convincing you mortals of the true state of the world, for a while, but you've started to wander from the true path. So I have taken you aside here, in this space between life and death, to talk to you, and ask you what it would take to make you convert. You may believe or doubt my omniscience at your leisure; conversation is for the benefit of the mortal, not for the god." 

"My faith?  My faith in what?  My faith for what?"

"Your faith in me, the creator of the world, the most high, the lord of hosts. Perhaps it is the essence of my power, perhaps it is a game I play with myself to while away the eons. Suffice it to say, I want people like you to return to the fold." 

"...You are a shitty creator deity if you can't get your 'Beloved Children' to believe in you, and you don't even walk your damn talk.  Do your fucking job.  Honor your fucking Covenants, old and new; make miracles.  Maybe drop an angel in Times Square, for all I care.  That's how you get the children of Yisroel to believe - except you clearly messed even that up before you had a chance to start.  Really, buddy, you went and put a 'Do Not Touch' sign on your tree and expected curious monkeys to not touch it?  Your understanding of your own alleged creations is so flawed I could do better at raising them right than you ever did, given half a chance and the requisite tools!"

"There have been dozens of recognised miracles in the last year, even if you hold yourself to the church's exacting standard, and thousands more granted to the faithful throughout the world. Your eyes are blinkered shut; I could conjure all the world's wonders before you and you'd still think it was a trick. Your science is so committed to believing only in what your own hands make that anything which happens once only, never by your hubristic command, may as well have never happened to you." 

"And, what, providing an unmistakeable signal that God, Or External Intervention, Did This for science to find is somehow beyond you?  Sign your damn work."

"What exactly do you consider unmistakable? Is raising the dead not sufficient for you? Is turning wine to blood not sufficient? What powers must I grant to your reason before you will listen to the truth?" 

"Sirrah, if ever wine has turned to blood in my presence, I've not tasted any difference; if ever bread has turned to flesh, likewise.  Show me an actual revivified-from-the-rot corpse.  Maybe then."

"It seems to me, that what you want is drama, more than it is *evidence*. You said that I could not expect curious monkeys to not poke and pry; here I have one asking me to do all the work for them. If you were to live in a world with every wonder imaginable, every possible miracle on full display, would your rational mind submit? I suppose we shall have to find out."

"Remember, little curious monkey, that all good things come to those who keep the faith, in due time."

He gestures grandly and widely, at nothing in particular, and the world goes dark, her senses black out. Even her body fades and unravels.

"Hmph."  It is a profound irony, that someone holding themself out as a monotheistic omnipotent god understands nothing of the workings of their alleged creation.  He wants to show her wonders?  He can choke on them.

And then darkness takes her, be it death or sleep or a still-stranger state. 

Eventually, after god only knows how long, consciousness returns in a strange and blurry dreamlike way, the world strange and intolerable against senses, her body refusing to follow any orders. 

Grah.

...Of course he'd do this the most personally inconvenient way.  She's a child again, isn't she, someone's precious newborn babe.  ...she hopes that no-one was displaced over this...spat.

Well, she'll have to make the most of it.  Neuroplasticity is great for learning everything!

Indeed, she quickly learns of her parents and nurses, and as the first few years pass the nature of her situation as minor but significant nobility in some premodern town becomes clear. She learns what appear to be german and romanian from her nurses, and plans are made to teach her french, greek, arabic, russian, latin and english, when disaster strikes. At age three, when she is old enough to be reputed as a clever and uncanny child, but not old enough to do anything, her parents die, by means and for reasons noone will explain to her. 

"..."

She is legitimately grieving when she pleads to know...but she's hiding her desperate worry behind that, because she doesn't know what's happening and if she doesn't know what's happening she can't do anything about it.

Unfortunately, her nursemaids are definitely of the opinion that there is nothing she can do. So she learns nothing (except for the fact that the scars on her maids hands conceal wicked metal claws, revealed as they jump at shadows in her defence), until, three stressful weeks and a funeral later, she is taken to an execution.  

"...What is this, now?  Why are you taking me to this after I'm supposed to be incompetent to the point of not being allowed to know what happened to my --!"

She is having a bad time.  ...If she were less immature about her own present immaturity, she would lie and say she wasn't somewhat pitching a fit about having to go see a man's head be lopped off.  Or worse; someone killed a noble, after all.  That's heavily punished, for alleged deterrent effect.

(It doesn't actually deter anyone, the memories of a modern girl whisper in her brain.  Even if the concept of punishment dissuades someone in the abstract, its magnitude does not, in most cases.  Anyone who has decided to commit a murder most certainly doesn't care whether their head will be cleanly lopped off or they will be torn apart by horses.  They'd still be dead.)

Then she realizes something.

"-- No, I actually shall come to the execution.  Perhaps the situation will cause more evidence to be revealed to me than otherwise," she fires as a parting shot at whatever logic drives her minders' behavior.  They're clearly Sparkwork.  "You cannot both shelter me and make me see blood."

"All in due time" says the maid. She also gives her a hug, and strokes her hair. Because it has been a very trying time. 

The execution,  it seems, will be a hanging, it having been determined, the announcer says, that the prisoner's blood chemistry would make a tradditional burning dangerous to those present. Said announcer will also list the prisoner's crimes, which mainly consist of hiding explosives under a carriage as a political assassination. 

The prisoner goes to the gibbet ranting about unsound agricultural policy and how if only he was in charge, the fields would be overflowing with wheat and apples would be the size of pumpkins. 

And then, he is dead. 

...It really has been a trying time, and even also for those reasons the maids think.  That, she does not disagree with.

At the execution, though...

"Excuse me.  Before anything," her nose wrinkles, "irrevocable, is done," she hauls herself onto the stage, and addresses the condemned man, from a probable safe distance, armored parasol held ready with which to deflect an explosion.

"To speak plainly, you killed my parents, so a part of me, the part of me that deals with justice and appropriate retribution for ills done, most definitively desires to see you dead, or kept in a cell for the rest of your unnatural life.

"But if the agricultural policy is as unsound as you say it is, and that I cannot be as sure of as I could by testing the residue of a fertilizer bomb, I would have your research, for the part of me that knows I bear the burden of thousands of souls upon my back, small as it may be, knows that knowledge is power; the power to help, and to harm - and I wish, if I can accomplish naught else with my tenure, to help those who have been placed into my care.

"Consider it a mercy, if you'd like.  Your legacy need not only be your ignominious death after a very stupid assassination plot.

"Really, did you even consider what would happen in the wake," she adds, a chill in her voice, "of your callous scheme?

"I will have a decade and odd of a regent," the word is filled with bile, "'managing' my lands, if not actively mismanaging them, and you will have accomplished absolutely NOTHING YOU SET OUT TO DO!

"You had no plan with which to rebuild after your artificially induced disaster, no backing for a hypothetical coup that I can tell from simply the few minutes of knowing you even exist that you hadn't even thought of executing, no hope that the next ruler would even bother listening to you if you got away with it - really, if you did not even consider that sometimes talking to people works, if that is what drove you to violence, I am disappointed that you did not even think to ask -

"But truthfully, I'm finding myself surprisingly bereft of care for someone who bit the hand that could have fed them."

She turns away, and steps down from the stage.

What the absolute fuck did she just do?

"...Make it quick.  I may desire vengeance, but that is no reason to be sadistic about it."

Apparently her new voice has a surprising volume to it, even by the standards of the average three year old. Her dramatic strides away from stage are impaired somewhat by the recency with which she aquired thr faculty of walking.

Her head is also filled with six different plans, based on half-remembered chemistry, for bypassing whatever he had done to his blood, if only she had tools and a reference book and hands suited to manual dexterity. But he faces the noose long before such a thing is needed. Still, something lingers. A spark, you might say. 

Gentle hands will carry her away as she plans such, and her maids will express that they are very proud of her.

...That was exhausting.  Now that she is...awake...

Thank you, maids.  She is honored by your continued service.  ...Given that she has Broken Through, she would like to see her family's notes; she might be able to do something about those claw scars, if they wish something to be done.  (If nothing else, it would give them an additional element of surprise in battle, should their opponents never be able to know from whence the claws and blades might come...)

Her maids will tell her they are perfectly capable of doing thier own maintainence, and also that on no uncertain terms is she to go into either of her parents' workshops before she is old enough. 

That you are capable does not mean that it could be easier with help.  She values helping others.

...Somehow she believes that had her parents lived to see today, they might have considered allowing her supervised workshop access.  If there are specific dangers to worry about, she'd like to know; this is, unfortunately, her house now, as much as she wishes her parents were still around to keep it.

Speaking of which, she would like to begin construction on a laboratory of her own.  She's almost certain that the Spark in question was a lone actor, but there are indubitably conspiracies afoot to so many ends, for the mass noun of nobles is 'conspiracy' - when it's not peerage - and the mass noun of Sparks is 'chaos', and she will not meet either unprepared if she can remotely help it.

The first step is to ensure that she survives to meet them, the self-propagating pattern of her thoughts, hopes, and dreams, perhaps what one might call her utility function or even her soul; she believes that that alleged god wants her to come to him of 'her own free will', but even a cursory thought about the way Sparks catch others in their wake, let alone the malicious potential of Spark-powered mesmerism and memetics or the 'Madness Place' itself...

She would be a poor Spark indeed, to let herself succumb to someone else's reality distortion field, or, even worse, her own.

That, and there's simply too much she knows about WMDs.