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Ellen has alluded to having been a school shooter let's on-screen it.
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Alouette, gentille alouette,

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Sixth tempo is the hidden tempo of stillness, but this isn't swords it's-

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*Rushes Chase*

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Alouette, je t’emplumerai.

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"Shut up or I'll-"

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*gun out*

"Indiana Jones!"

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"You wouldn't."

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Je t’emplumerai la jupe —

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"I've got a hostage, shield, person punk!"

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*Sprawling and brawling Gideon*
"She's immortal."

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"Do it and prove you really are a fiend to anyone blind to your hair."

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Et la jupe!

Alouette!

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"I'm better than that."

 

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*gets back up*

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"Yeah, sure so back off and nobody gets hurt."

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Ah —

Je t’emplumerai les manches —

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"Just plug 'im, our kid."

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Skill buff:

 reflexive, true

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"No casting! stop hi-"

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Annie Oakley

*and you lose a kneecap, and you lose a kneecap, and you lose a kneecap and we all have hearing loss*

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“¡No mames!”

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*just falls over*

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"Thanks, now I can do my laundry in peace."

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Tabarnak, I need to learn shorter incantations.

Also, Danny would be so hot if she was a girl.

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