Earthling![REDACTED]-and-co. is portalsnaked to Dreamward and proceeds to !!DO MAGIC!!!!!! -- What? She's doing science instead? Bah.
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The college is several buildings, and there's signs, which is helpful. There are students sitting outside under trees and awnings, and lectures going on in various classrooms.

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What are the departments, actually?

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They don't have a sign about that!

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Well then, Admissions it is.

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After considerable poking around, she can successfully blunder into the registrar's office. "Hello," says the registrar.

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"Hi!  I just moved, because of various reasons, and was thinking of enrolling, but I don't know if I can transfer my class credit from my prior course of study?"

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"- I don't think we have a system for that, no. Do you have a scholarship?"

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"I did over there; I haven't exactly checked if I qualify here yet?"

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"I can't enroll you until I know where your funding is coming from."

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"Yeah, well.  The problem is that I know for a fact you won't be able to contact that school."  She rummages in her suitcase, and pulls out a university lanyard with corresponding ID card.  "It's a world away from here."

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The registrar blinks at the ID card. "Well, you're correct that I won't recognize it. Which does suggest that I will not be able to bill your scholarship fund."

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"Having established that I definitely have something that is ID-shaped, how much credibility would you give the claim that this ID is from another universe?"

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"...none whatsoever?"

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"..."  Frustrated and self-disappointed noises ensue.  "I should've expected that response.  Well, what would be credible?"

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"I don't really know, we don't get people claiming to be from alternate universes often enough to have a standard test."

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"...Suppose I should've expected that too!  ...How's this for 'definitely-not-local'?"  Drivers license with fancy hologram-thing?

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"Oh, I don't think it's local, I've never seen a picture like that, but if they had things like that a few hundred sands' ride counterclockwise how would I know?"

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"Well, yes, I suppose you wouldn't have the communication infrastructure, would you.  No electricity.  Uuuuuugh.  I just want to give my knowledge to actual scientists instead of merely-well-read myself.  Ride on what, by the way?"

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"...a horse or something?"

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"...I see.  Well, hopefully I can change that sometime soon.  I hardly know much but I know anything about mech-e.  Which means plausibly making bikes instead of having to rely on horses, at least.  If I can figure out heat engines properly they'll even be self-propelled, depending upon how safe the heat transfer troportation is..."

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"So what I'm hearing is that you want to invent some things, but you have no funding and cannot enroll in this school."

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"Also no identity that y'all'd recognize, and as far as I know I'm stuck here-ish."

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"Uh-huh."

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"I am becoming a broken record of 'so where should I go about that, then?'.  ...How does scholarship funding even work in a - actually, how do you even have material scarcity enough that money exists?  I suppose it's the mice.  And labor-hours, and general craftspersoning, because you can't really just duplicate things by any way I've given five seconds' thought."

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The registrar blinks. "I don't know where you should go, or why you'd think I'd know."

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