Abrogail Thrune is an eighth-circle sorcerer with a Ring of Sustenance and a set of protective artifacts suitable for a head of state in an Asmodean tyranny. She can survive in a dath ilani wilderness preserve pretty much indefinitely.

That's no fun, though.

Three years previously

Abrogail Thrune is an eighth-circle sorcerer with a Ring of Sustenance and a set of protective artifacts suitable for a head of state in an Asmodean tyranny. She can survive in a dath ilani wilderness preserve pretty much indefinitely.

That's no fun, though.

[Three years previously]

Abrogail Thrune is an eighth-circle sorcerer with a Ring of Sustenance and a set of protective artifacts suitable for a head of state in an Asmodean tyranny. She can survive in a dath ilani wilderness preserve pretty much indefinitely.

That's no fun, though.

[Three years previously]

This was, on reflection, an extremely bad idea.

To begin with, they took not only her magic items, but also her clothes, off her body before Aspexia managed to Resurrect her, with the result that she is now completely naked and unprotected. At least she still has her Crown, disguised as an almost invisibly thin loop of wire in her hair and also generally impossible to remove without the wearer's consent.

Additionally, the destination that she tried Teleporting to did not in fact exist, causing her to have a still-improbable three Teleport mishaps.

And if that wasn't bad enough, when the Teleport spell finally decided to deposit her somewhere, it was in a very precarious location on top of an icy mountain, causing her to almost immediately slip and take a six-hundred-foot fall. (DEX was always her dump stat.)

She has a relatively insane number of hit points, so this doesn't actually kill her, but it comes pretty close.

[Three years previously]

This was, on reflection, an extremely bad idea.

To begin with, they took not only her magic items, but also her clothes, off her body before Aspexia managed to Resurrect her, with the result that she is now completely naked and unprotected. At least she still has her Crown, disguised as an almost invisibly thin loop of wire in her hair and also generally impossible to remove without the wearer's consent.

Additionally, the destination that she tried Teleporting to did not in fact exist, causing her to have a still-improbable three Teleport mishaps.

And if that wasn't bad enough, when the Teleport spell finally decided to deposit her somewhere, it was in a very precarious location on top of an icy mountain, causing her to almost immediately slip and take a six-hundred-foot fall. (DEX was always her dump stat.)

She has a relatively insane number of hit points, so this doesn't actually kill her, but it comes pretty close.

[Meta: the dramatic difference between this and the original toppost is entirely Swimmer's fault.]

[Three years previously]

This was, on reflection, an extremely bad idea.

To begin with, they took not only her magic items, but also her clothes, off her body before Aspexia managed to Resurrect her, with the result that she is now completely naked and unprotected. At least she still has her Crown, disguised as an almost invisibly thin loop of wire in her hair and also generally impossible to remove without the wearer's consent.

Additionally, the destination that she tried Teleporting to did not in fact exist, causing her to have a still-improbable three Teleport mishaps.

And if that wasn't bad enough, when the Teleport spell finally decided to deposit her somewhere, it was in a very precarious location on top of an icy mountain, causing her to almost immediately slip and take a six-hundred-foot fall. (DEX was always her dump stat.)

She has a relatively insane number of hit points, so this doesn't actually kill her, but it comes pretty close.

[Meta: the dramatic difference between this and the original toppost is entirely Swimmer's fault.]

[Three years previously]

This was, on reflection, an extremely bad idea.

To begin with, they took not only her magic items, but also her clothes, off her body before Aspexia managed to Resurrect her, with the result that she is now completely naked and unprotected. At least she still has her Crown, disguised as an almost invisibly thin loop of wire in her hair and also generally impossible to remove without the wearer's consent.

Additionally, the destination that she tried Teleporting to did not in fact exist, causing her to have a still-improbable three Teleport mishaps.

And if that wasn't bad enough, when the Teleport spell finally decided to deposit her somewhere, it was in a very precarious location on top of an icy mountain, causing her to almost immediately slip and take a six-hundred-foot fall. (DEX was always her dump stat.)

She has a relatively insane number of hit points, so this doesn't actually kill her, but it comes pretty close.

[Meta: the dramatic difference between this and the original toppost is entirely Swimmer's fault.]

[Three years previously]

This was, on reflection, an extremely bad idea.

To begin with, they took not only her magic items, but also her clothes, off her body before Aspexia managed to Resurrect her, with the result that she is now completely naked and unprotected. At least she still has her Crown, disguised as an almost invisibly thin loop of wire in her hair and also generally impossible to remove without the wearer's consent.

Additionally, the destination that she tried Teleporting to did not in fact exist, causing her to have a still-improbable three Teleport mishaps.

And if that wasn't bad enough, when the Teleport spell finally decided to deposit her somewhere, it was in a very precarious location on top of an icy mountain, causing her to almost immediately slip and take a six-hundred-foot fall. (DEX was always her dump stat.)

She has a relatively insane number of hit points, so this doesn't actually kill her, but it comes pretty close.

[Meta: the dramatic difference between this and the original toppost is entirely Swimmer's fault.]

[Three years previously]

This was, on reflection, an extremely bad idea.

To begin with, they took not only her magic items, but also her clothes, off her body before Aspexia managed to Resurrect her, with the result that she is now completely naked and unprotected. At least she still has her Crown, disguised as an almost invisibly thin loop of wire in her hair and also generally impossible to remove without the wearer's consent.

Additionally, the destination that she tried Teleporting to did not in fact exist, causing her to have a still-improbable three Teleport mishaps.

And if that wasn't bad enough, when the Teleport spell finally decided to deposit her somewhere, it was in a very precarious location on top of an icy mountain, causing her to almost immediately slip and take a six-hundred-foot fall. (DEX was always her dump stat.)

She has a relatively insane number of hit points, so this doesn't actually kill her, but it comes pretty close.

[Meta: the dramatic difference between this and the original toppost is entirely Swimmer's fault.]