Anyway, I checked my gear and am just putting on my outer vestments before I ghost walk to work. 

No last minute news on the lawfare front?

No.

Fine. I'll do my fucking job.

"So you are here for her? You are the darkling they are sending us?"

"I am not fully fluent in this dialect."

So I'm gonna pretend that word doesn't translate how I think it does.

"To confirm I am Bat Qayin Kryptos Violet of Trismegistus Lesbiakos — lajchaʼ bʼaktuun, waxaklajuun kʼatuun, oxlajuun tuun, wuk winaal, kanlajuun kʼiin; wak Ix, wuk Yax — ór fyrirsát Skarð. Prōtos additionally a penitent of the Nestmates of Swift Mercy. As I can confirm with both athame and crystal. 

And I have been dispatched for the purpose of providing spiritual counselling, and sealed record interviews on the behalf of the one I believe you mean. As well of course as carrying out the order of your superiors in your place in a manner respectful of our religious dignity and legal rights.

If you can please confirm that my written orders and crystal data match who you are expecting for my fledgling, and that the orders have not been modified or rescinded."

You racist pri...

Ok I normally get pissed at the whole Motte and Bailey thing around darklings. Since it got me forced into becoming a monster in a very self fulfilling prophecy way.

But I am literaly introducing myself with Krypt ID.

Like I wouldn't put it past these yokels to jump straight from purple hair to ontologically evil.

But I very much introduced myself as violence von murderer daughter of kinslayer, the chopper who's gonna jump out of the dark and fuckin get you of the school of what if we put Rigatoni in charge of Monster's U.

That's not so much the Motte as mooning someone from the Keep.

*speaking loudly and slowly*

"You need to tap your athame to the stone for two factor authentication. Then stow anything that you aren't bringing in in the locker and double check the declaration list filed for you to make sure you don't have any contraband not covered by your exemption.

That includes the cig."

"Of course, I will comply with regulations. Do you want the cig it's got a lot left. Or if I'm too far ahead of schedule do you want to have one with me out here so I don't have to wait around inside the cordon. 
I'm an Earth θ resident so it is all above board, no booshing."

"I don't want anything to do with you. Stow your shit, stick the cig in the ashtray and wait in the waiting room."

"I'll take the fresh one though."

bluh bluh huge dickhead

"No worries, mate. Stowed my shit. Here's a fresh cig for you my colleague. Let me just double check I have everything I am supposed to take in and I'll be out of your way."

Athame, vambrace, inner vest. All seals intact gtg.

"No English here, speak Park. Anyway, I don't know what a colleague is, but don't call me one shadow."

"Of course. Not to tell you how to do your job, but to avoid the appearance of impropriety on my part I must note that procedure indicates I should be either scanned or frisked at this point or in the waiting room if you are not capable of doing it before first level entry. I do not see a scanner in a form factor I am used to. 

Please, confirm this step is being waived on your facility's end or provide a female guard or a scanner."

"We normally skip it, but I'll go ahead and frisk you Mr.Tranny."

I read on tumblr that during the civil rights movement they did sit-in training to learn how to not react to deliberate provocations from people looking for a way to make them violent. Setting up our own version of that and going through it was really hard. Not Sandy bad, but bad.

Anyway it would be really bad for multiple reasons if I killed this fuck, or even just hit him though I'd actually have strong legal grounds for the latter as a greater Mythos. At least if I gave him a chance to apologize and he didn't take it.

But. 

Chat: code t split 2. Ruling?

Split 1, Sorry. If you escalate up his chain of command you win the round, but it causes enough fuss that it isn't worth the political capital by your stated preferences.

"Of course, I will comply with security procedures and am willing to accept you as a female guard."

Fuck, that wording is going to sound disrespectful instead of woke by this Realm's standards even if I got extremely lucky with egg baiting and statistically he's probably cis.