Incident Report, Westcrown, 3 Sarenith 4714

"Ok. Yay!"

Ok, right freeform anything that sticks out first then edit.

Recommendations Me:

Pistols aren't actually that hard to get for someone with my abilities, just bad to be caught with. This is octuply true for swords.

So get some ghost ones. Check

Possibly get some more modren magically concealed ones? Ask Chase or see if Zoey can just help me with making a highland coat.

Can't really be sniper proof without a ton of extra magic, but also procing rez is like.

 Ok so I am not happy my body is fucking male again, hrt isn't poision and hair removal isn't an injury you stupid fucking healling factor.

 Right, but I don't actually stay dead which loops back to this thing being weird thing. No one who actually knows what they are doing should expect shooting me to even be worth trying.

So to state the obvious this wasn't a serious attempt to take us off the board.

But, you don't get actual snipers with magic buffs, serious explosives, some idea of where to look for the Park etc. without some sort of idea what you are doing.

Recommendations Me:
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Figure out what the fuck.

Like really this looks like an attempt to put us on the board. Of course that means one of two things. Either whoever did it is confident that we will consider this a favor when the dust is settled. Plausible, given how it has gone so far, but even given magic bs a bit odd they didn't just talk to us.

Or we will have some fun. Either way works.

Pirates! Ok so, after the after action report for the case of the lost office worker I already have a system for tracking next action followups for things that came up on ops. So I don't need to put down having one of those so I don't forget about the pirates.

Unless I forgot to actually read it.

Chase did I actually talk to the pirates about the money laundering?

Still waiting for the phone to be delivered to them, just like the last five times you asked. And yes it has interplanar routing and full scramble just like it did the last 5 times.

Oh.

You did good though, this is a massive haul for the Lilitu.

Yay I'm getting a good grade in being a monster I mean mobster a thing that is normal to want and possible to achieve.

I mean I know what happens to Umberals who get a bad grade.

Fuck, I've been the person delivering the consequences of a bad grade in money laundering.

I mean I at least assume that is what was going on. They don't pay me to ask questions. I mean they do, but there is a limit. I read the too fucking clever inscription.

I was like. Doing something.

Oh right, this  this is part where I bitch about people not delegating enough that's in all the example incident reports. Except maybe that one in Osirion about the shadows.

I should just re-read that whole thread.

No. Wait. Report.

Suggestions: Grunkle Lil

Good delegation, Chase best seneschal. Um, maybe a bit more intelligence sharing between sets. Big fan of opsec but a mage war is the sort of thing the Lilu as a whole should see coming.

Suggestions: Exo

Read the sequences.

No seriously.

But also what we already talked about re your family, princess.

And keep it up with your Mythos mapping :)

Oh right delegation. Talk to me and/or  頤和散人 before talking to the rest of your side of the family.

Does cousin Yihe realize we're cousins? What with the whole elopement thing, I don't actually know if that whole side of the family knows.

Maybe we should tell them. Its not like they can take it worse than Maman............

Yeah no.

At least she knows Lilith is still alive