The tape begins: his face is in the center of the frame, regarding the camera seriously.  The background is drab; this is not his office.

"Hello," he says.  "I am Professor Kobold Antumbra Yew, Leader of Team Spiral.  If you are watching this tape, then Team Eschaton has accepted my plea bargain.  I am going to furnish Team Eschaton as well as several independent actors with details of the crimes I have committed in my capacity as Spiral Leader, as well as Team Spiral's ongoing operations both legal and illegal, in the hope that my more ethical projects, and the results of my research, can be integrated into Team Eschaton, and used for the good of the world.  In exchange I have asked for a reduced sentence, protection during my time in prison, flexible visitation rights with my personal Pokemon team, and the right to act as a consultant on Team Spiral's ongoing projects under whatever scrutiny Team Eschaton and the independent investigators deem appropriate."

The tape begins: his face is in the center of the frame, regarding the camera seriously.  The background is drab; this is not his office.

"Hello," he says.  "I am Professor Kobold Antumbra Yew, Leader of Team Spiral.  This tape is a confession.  I am going to furnish Team Eschaton as well as several independent actors with details of the crimes I have committed in my capacity as Spiral Leader, as well as Team Spiral's ongoing operations both legal and illegal, in the hope that my more ethical projects, and the results of my research, can be integrated into Team Eschaton, and used for the good of the world.  In exchange I have asked for a reduced sentence, protection during my time in prison, flexible visitation rights with my personal Pokemon team, and the right to act as a consultant on Team Spiral's ongoing projects under whatever scrutiny Team Eschaton and the independent investigators deem appropriate."

The tape begins: his face is in the center of the frame, regarding the camera seriously.  The background is drab; this is not his office.

"Hello," he says.  "I am Professor Kobold Antumbra Yew, Leader of Team Spiral.  This tape is a confession.  I am going to furnish Team Eschaton as well as several independent actors with details of the crimes I have committed in my capacity as Spiral Leader, as well as Team Spiral's ongoing operations both legal and illegal, in the hope that my more ethical projects, and the results of my research, can be integrated into Team Eschaton, and used for the good of the world.  In exchange I have asked for a reduced sentence, protection during my time in prison, flexible visitation rights with my personal Pokemon team, and the right to act as a consultant on Team Spiral's ongoing projects, as well as any operations to find and shut down rogue sects within Team Spiral who do not cooperate with my surrender, under whatever scrutiny Team Eschaton and the independent investigators deem appropriate."

The tape begins: his face is in the center of the frame, regarding the camera seriously.  The background is drab; this is not his office.

"Hello," he says.  "I am Professor Kobold Antumbra Yew, Leader of Team Spiral.  This tape is a confession.  I am going to furnish Team Eschaton as well as several independent actors with details of the crimes I have committed in my capacity as Spiral Leader, as well as Team Spiral's ongoing operations both legal and illegal, in the hope that my more ethical projects, and the results of my research, can be integrated into Team Eschaton, and used for the good of the world.  In exchange I have asked for a reduced sentence, protection during my time in prison, flexible visitation rights with my personal Pokemon team, and the right to act as a consultant on Team Spiral's ongoing projects, as well as any operations to find and shut down rogue sects within Team Spiral who do not cooperate with my surrender, under whatever scrutiny Team Eschaton and the independent investigators deem appropriate."

The tape begins: his face is in the center of the frame, regarding the camera seriously.  The background is drab; this is not his office.

"Hello," he says.  "I am Professor Kobold Antumbra Yew, Leader of Team Spiral.  This tape is a confession.  I am going to furnish Team Eschaton as well as several independent actors with details of the crimes I have committed in my capacity as Spiral Leader, as well as Team Spiral's ongoing operations both legal and illegal, in the hope that my more ethical projects, and the results of my research, can be integrated into Team Eschaton, and used for the good of the world.  In exchange I have asked for a reduced sentence, protection during my time in prison, flexible visitation rights with my personal Pokemon team, and the right to act as a consultant on Team Spiral's ongoing projects, as well as any operations to find and shut down rogue sects within Team Spiral who do not cooperate with my surrender, under whatever scrutiny Team Eschaton and the independent investigators deem appropriate."

The tape begins: his face is in the center of the frame, regarding the camera seriously.  The background is drab; this is not his office.

"Hello," he says.  "I am Professor Kobold Antumbra Yew, Leader of Team Spiral.  This tape is a confession.  I am going to furnish Team Eschaton as well as several independent actors with details of the crimes I have committed in my capacity as Spiral Leader, as well as Team Spiral's ongoing operations both legal and illegal, in the hope that my more ethical projects, and the results of my research, can be integrated into Team Eschaton, and used for the good of the world.  In exchange I have asked for a reduced sentence, protection during my time in prison, flexible visitation rights with my personal Pokemon team, and the right to act as a consultant on Team Spiral's ongoing projects, as well as any operations to find and shut down rogue sects within Team Spiral who do not cooperate with my surrender, under whatever scrutiny Team Eschaton and the independent investigators deem appropriate."