*wheezing*

"Why can't I stand up? You just said some faggots name."

"Magic. Now do you like chilli flakes on your pizza? How about on your eyes?"

"The ding-dong butcher has hit another town. Victims have been found with the split half of coins embedded in their hands. Their eyes, pinkies, and jaws have been put in pizza boxes for the next victim. Additionally some victims have been subjected to hot pepper based torture and found with notes written in blood complaining about poor tips.

Our sponsor pizza bungalow would like to reassure you that none of this has involved our drivers.

Pizza bungalow trust us with your dinner."

"Very good, I'm proud of you.

Take the next exit, then loop back through it twice for your gate.

There is a surprise for you on the other side."