"Lawyer."

"I will not allow someone else to interfere with our negotiations. However, once we have an agreement in principle I will allow you to consult with Mr. Clause about the wording, solely for the purpose of ensuring you understand the wording a mutual obligations of a contract that you will be bound by unless it has been materially misrepresented to you."

"Don't trust your wording we'll make a deal then let Mr. Claus make a contract that fairly reflects it and both sign that."

"Conditional on us reaching an agreement in principle on the deal, I accept."

"You let me out, you don't do anything else to me, and you leave my friends alone. No interaction, with Lilith or Zoey or anyone I knew from before. No retaliation, against Chase or any of the other students that actually need your classes like Bob."

"I'm not agreeing to anything that absurdly broad, but I can see the framework of a deal forming."

"As per my official duties I can not comment on the morality or advisability of this deal, but I believe that this contract represents a genuine and complete meeting of the minds as to the deal's intended terms and conditions."

signed in blood

signed in blood

witnessed in milk ho ho ho