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Yes I am splicing two verses on purpose.
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613 bottles of beer on the wall

613 bottles of beer

take one down pass it around 

612 bottles of beer

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I wonder what beer tastes like.

I've heard its good and I've also heard like piss.

I hope I get new pants soon.

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"I've brought you some water and a change of pants.

If you behave we can discuss food."

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This means he'll have to let me up right? Maybe I can pull a runner.

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Ok, this is really fucking creepy, but mabye I can land a kick.

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"I see you do not want food or to be clothed. Tragic."

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How about-a calzone

Some-a nice minestrone, that's good for you

Have-a some marinara

Have-a some marinara, I know-a you like

I know-a you like, I know-a you like

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I would kill for some pasta.

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Not literally!

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I don't know Lilith it. I. I mean it's a little sissy looking.

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"I've thought about it and you have a point about Ms.Refugee being a poor fit for the Crypteia. I have given temporary approval for her secondment to the East Asian languages program.

But having two students fail would be an embarrassment. Agree to Hunt and go through with it fully and to the standards of the course. Do so and I will allow her a permanent transfer."

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"Give me some time to think."

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"With your talent you can have till the very end of the semester and still be able to pass."

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"And Zoey will stay in secondment with no retaliation against her or the others while I stall I mean think."

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"You have my word on it."

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"And you'll let me up to talk to her about it."

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"You are quite funny, I see why Mr.Batman likes you."

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Too easy.

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Fuck that was foreshadowing wasn't it. I wish I had my Mythos Mechanics textbook with me.

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Present day Lilith reactions here.

More egg beating here. 

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