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On the doorstep of a little house in Forks, Washington, a basket is placed.
The doorbell rings.
There are footsteps, and then there are not.
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asmyown
"Of course," she says, and then she leads Astrid to the kitchen to pick out foody items.
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Astrid turns out to consider a lot of food not food. There are currently no leftovers that meet her criteria in the fridge. She identifies raw white button mushrooms, apples, bananas, lettuce, strawberries, grapes, raw broccoli, a cucumber, sweetened coconut flakes, and carrot juice and orange juice as potential food.
asmyown
Lynn... Is confused by this. But she'll abide by these bizarre dietary standards, little kids sometimes have strange preferences.
She slices up an apple for Astrid, plops it down in front of her, and then starts trying to figure out dinner plans that follow the preferences.
She slices up an apple for Astrid, plops it down in front of her, and then starts trying to figure out dinner plans that follow the preferences.
asmyown
Well that seems to work out all right, doesn't it.
"I'm not sure what I'm going to do for dinner," she admits. "Are you willing to go on a trip to the grocery store with me, pick things out?"
"I'm not sure what I'm going to do for dinner," she admits. "Are you willing to go on a trip to the grocery store with me, pick things out?"
asmyown
Lynn writes up a list of all of the things Astrid considers food. She's willing to play ball with this sort of thing, no need to make her eat anything she doesn't want to, but Lynn's going to make sure that she gets proper vitamins and nutrients.
"Ready to go?" she asks, when the list is made up and the apple slices are finished.
"Ready to go?" she asks, when the list is made up and the apple slices are finished.
asmyown
And then, off to the grocery store! Exciting! Look at all of the edible things!
"Keep in mind," she informs when they get there, "That a lot of these look different when cooked."
"Keep in mind," she informs when they get there, "That a lot of these look different when cooked."
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"I can still tell if they're food," Astrid says confidently.
It turns out she can't tell reliably through packaging - looking at a can or a sealed bag often leaves her unsure - but she okays virtually everything in the produce section and most of the grains and legumes and spices in the bulk aisle when given examples of them without packaging in the way. Pasta is fine except egg noodles. Vegan chocolate is okay; milk chocolate isn't. No meat, no fish, no dairy. Juice is fine, all kinds.
It turns out she can't tell reliably through packaging - looking at a can or a sealed bag often leaves her unsure - but she okays virtually everything in the produce section and most of the grains and legumes and spices in the bulk aisle when given examples of them without packaging in the way. Pasta is fine except egg noodles. Vegan chocolate is okay; milk chocolate isn't. No meat, no fish, no dairy. Juice is fine, all kinds.
asmyown
That is - interesting, but Lynn picks up on the preferences reasonably quickly. If Astrid wants to be a strict vegan, that's fine by Lynn. She can figure out how to cook at least one dinner with this knowledge, and from there she can look things up on the internet.
"If you'd ever like to try anything else," she says, as she picks up rice and pasta and various fruits and vegetables, "let me know and I'll get it for you. As it is, though, I won't try to make you eat things you don't want to."
"If you'd ever like to try anything else," she says, as she picks up rice and pasta and various fruits and vegetables, "let me know and I'll get it for you. As it is, though, I won't try to make you eat things you don't want to."
asmyown
"Huh. All right, then you can stick to being vegan. And you won't ever have to eat things that 'aren't food.'"
If this were some sort of preference for 'candy only' or 'only potatoes' Lynn wouldn't be this lenient. In this case, though - the preferences are bizarre for a three year old, but workable, since it's possible to make good meal plans for a growing young girl with vegan-only items.
Food items are bought, and then they head back home.
If this were some sort of preference for 'candy only' or 'only potatoes' Lynn wouldn't be this lenient. In this case, though - the preferences are bizarre for a three year old, but workable, since it's possible to make good meal plans for a growing young girl with vegan-only items.
Food items are bought, and then they head back home.
asmyown
Lynn puts away groceries, and then starts looking up vegan meals. Idly, she suspects that her previous caretakers were strict vegans and dragged Astrid along for the ride. That's hardly Astrid's fault, though, and Lynn is not going to shell-shock the poor girl any more than she already has been. Bizarrely specific preferences, go.
She checks up on Astrid once that's done.
She checks up on Astrid once that's done.
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Astrid is still plugging along steadily through the adventures of the bunnies.
"The bunny language isn't in the dictionary," she says. "But there's a tiny dictionary of it in this book."
"The bunny language isn't in the dictionary," she says. "But there's a tiny dictionary of it in this book."
asmyown
"Okay, good. You're a better reader than some of my students that are a decade older, then," snorts Lynn.