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"We actually brought an enormous block of fudge. It keeps, it's energy dense - good raveler food - and I'm long sick of it."

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"Pffff. You know my sister packed food, right? I think a lot of it won't keep, you can help her with it?"

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"Sure, that'll be lunch."

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"And then it'll be gone in three days and it's back to trail food."

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"By then we'll be in Casasha."

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"Aha! Then you might be saved from trail food early after all."

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"You may or may not have to ply her with fudge."

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"She can have it, I'm not going to want any more fudge for about a year."

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Adarin snickers. "Then no loss."

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"Yes. Travel economics are delightful, aren't they?"

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"I have had economics lessons. Etiquette was distinctly - tertiary."

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"Uh huh. So what you're saying is that in polite society you would be doomed, milady."

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"I get along fine in Casasha. I would certainly misstep in Antaurb or wherever else. I don't think there are etiquette lessons to be had on behaving in the wilds."

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"Nonsense, there is an etiquette to the wilds, it's very sophisticated."

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"Oh? Tell me. I'm curious."

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"Well, you see, when you drink tea, your pinky must be out at all times. You have to organize your silverware in a very specific fashion, there is a dessert spoon and a soup spoon and a salad fork and it's all very fancy."

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"Also when you meet other travelers you cling to your weapons and threaten each other."
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"We've been going with the 'we are both ravelers, back off' whenever we met anyone who didn't look like they wanted to offer us goods and services before soliciting our money. Does that count?"

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"Hmmmm. I don't know, it's toeing the line. Did you pick your teeth with a dagger, to be sure?"

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"We skipped that part, but Kayam does a very good menacing arm-raise."

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"Nope, nope, it's not the same, you have been incredibly rude, you should be ashamed of yourself."

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"I am a disgrace to the Swanpennon legacy," says Shara solemnly.

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"You need to go to remedial etiquette, obviously."

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"Either that or just never show myself in the wilds again."

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