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"Thank you for that. What's the nearest non-slavery country, and are there provinces that accept Aelare's blessing between there and here?"

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"Tsopix. We border the provinces of Viore and Oyin, either of which would be on the way, but last time I checked the entire country accepted Aelare's blessing, so obviously my information's out of date."

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"Well, then anyone that would like to stay in the country but be free can ask on the way to Tsopix. Any issues with that, anyone?"

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"Any," says Aya. "If you're missing family you need us to fetch or -"

"My baby," squeaks a woman not much older than Aya's apparent age.

"Okay. Where's your baby?"

"W-with her father. He named her free."

"...Oh. That's going to be a lot harder. But tell us who the father is and we'll - look into it."
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"We will," promises Prime gently. "First, though, I think I need to get you and everyone else here somewhere safe. I'll go find the keys."

He flies off to go do that. Is there an issue with, say, the police?
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The office has a large CLOSED sign up in the door, but there are no police immediately evident.

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Oh good. He doesn't have to kill people. So that's nice. Sort of. Not really. He somewhat wants to kill people, or at least break things, but the after effects of doing so are so messy. So he won't.

The owner's still inside. So he knocks.
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The owner shakes his head vigorously and then draws the blinds so Adarin can no longer see inside.

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Well then.

Is the door locked? The door is locked. How annoying.

Prime rolls his eyes, has a brief debate over if he really cares about the safety of the door, and then neatly slices the lock's offending non-entry bolt with a shield. The door opens, and in he goes.
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"Augh!" exclaims the owner. "Get out of here! Closed, we're closed!"

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"I'm retrieving stolen property," says Prime dryly. "And also the keys."

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"Get out! We're closed! Security -"

Security is a fellow with a club and a whip who comes in from the back door and attempts to loom at Prime. "The boss said out," says Security.
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Security gets a look that accurately communicates the phrase, 'Are you stupid'?

"The whip is an interesting touch," he observes. "But I'm afraid I'm out of my 'experimental' phase. Alas."
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"You're trespassing," says Security, drawing the club. Apparently the whip isn't for throwing out people like Prime. "Get out of the boss's office."

The boss has scurried out the back door.
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"Certainly. As soon as I retrieve everything that needs retrieving."

He is not intimidated in the slightest by Security or his club. He's faced down Lynn, his sister, and the apocalypse. A club? Ooo, scary.
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"If you dropped something you'll have to come back for it when we're open," says Security implacably, and he shoves Adarin in the chest with the club towards the door.

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Prime is now annoyed.

"I don't recommend shoving me again," he says, almost pleasantly, and he slices the club in half lengthwise with a shield. "Now shoo."
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The guard is alarmed by the abrupt loss of half his club.

He doesn't shoo, he just sort of stands there.
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"Shoo," he growls, and gone is any trace of pleasantry. It is an order. Punctuated by Prime floating a foot off the ground.

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The guard attempts to tackle him.

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Sigh. He tried.

Dodging involves flying to the ceiling, looking down on the guard with an expression that says, 'Really'? and then hitting him with his staff. On the head. Hard.
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The guard is not literally knocked unconscious, but he does stagger.

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"Go away, please," sighs Prime. "Killing you would make an annoying mess."

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Stagger, stagger, roar, attempt at grabbing.

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Dodge. It's easy, he's all stumbly and Prime is flying.

Why is it so much more annoying to leave someone alive than to not kill them? It's like the universe is punishing morality. Ugh.

Prime's go to solution: hit it again.
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