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"You don't look leafy at all. Also I have no comment on your ability to cook soup, I've never actually tried your cooking, please don't become soup, I would be heartbroken. Whether or not you would actually be nice in soup form."

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"I can cook a little, but I'm not nearly magical enough to successfully soupify myself."

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"Good, I like you how you are."

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"I do try to be transparent with you," says Aldaras, affectionately.

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"Aww," snarks Zevaia. "I can hear the wedding bells already. Want me to go grab you two some condoms? I'll even shoo from the apartment, be all helpful and shit."

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"I literally just verbally gave him standing permission to hug me, minutes ago, while you were present. Hugs tend to precede the need for condoms by a large margin. We aren't even dating. Why did that seem like a constructive suggestion?"
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"I'm basically just being obnoxious? It's not a huge deal?"

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"Zevaia," says Aldaras, tightly, like he's having trouble breathing or he's - oh. That's guilt. "Out, please."
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"Leaving."

And then she is out of the apartment in record time.
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"Nnnh. Not really."

He gives the ceiling a very dark glare, as if his problem is it's fault.

"Really," he sighs, to no one in particular. "That's salient information? Really?!"
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"I don't suppose there's any precedent of previously supposedly-salient information subsiding into irrelevance if I say the magic words or something."
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"No," he grumbles. (Guilt, guilt, guilt) "Sorry. Thank you, though."

He takes a deep breath, and then explains with a bit of a hiss, "It. Is apparently important for you to know that, if you were to proposition me, I'd accept in a heartbeat."
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"...Noted. I, uh, probably could have guessed."

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"Yeah. Damn tracking," sighs Aldaras. "If it helps, I'd make sure you were sure about it and had good reasons for wanting to. But."

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"So not exactly a heartbeat, more of an interrogation."

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"Yes. Probably a pretty fast one, though."

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"Well, now I know. Hug permission stands."

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"Thank you."

Hug! Snuggly hug.
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"I'm sorry about my sister," he mumbles.

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"You are not responsible for her."

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"I know. But still."

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"Weird apology accepted."

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