"Any mythical power currently in circulation is not being adequately handled," agrees Annie.
"It really isn't! It's so frustrating, but it's really hard to get my hands on an artifact that can manage the sort of large-scale stuff I'd like to do."
"Is there one you've been tempted to sneak in to get ahold of?" she wonders.
"No," he sighs. "Not any of the ones at this university, anyway. I just want a - 'here have some magic that's useful for infrastructure instead of just personal gain.'"
Aldaras smiles. "That'd be a good one. I'd probably want to sneak in and grab that, as long as the side effect wasn't terrible."
"How terrible a side effect would you put up for really good weather control?"
"Pretty terrible, actually. Even the teleportation side-effect. I wouldn't take it if it made me incapable of figuring out how to use it properly, though. But if it's a fear of shoelaces, I wouldn't complain."
"I'm pretty sure the teleportation side effect would make me incapable of thinking straight. I might be able to follow some plan I made ahead of time, if the power were straightforward to use."
Aldaras winces. "That... sentence has the interesting effect of making me want to screech, scoop you up into a protective hug, and volunteer to touch the artifact in your place so you never ever have to do that."
"Uh... sorry about that. I'm not planning to. You can hug me again if you want."
"Good," he murmurs. "It's okay, it took me by surprise, too. I just - please. Don't ever touch the teleportation artifact."
Aldaras nods. "Yeah. Good, I'm - I don't ever want to see you in that kind of pain," he says fiercely. "Never."
Snuggle.
"Taking care of the knife is up to the seventies now, that's an interesting side effect."
"It's a little bewildering and I'm not sure how to explain it. Basically I realized abruptly that the knife is really, excessively dangerous to you and I want to make it go away more."
Snuggle. This is nice, except for the panic-fueled part.
"If you'd like me to let go, I will, I'm just - I really, really want you to be safe."
"If the knife wanders onto campus you have my permission to pick me up and lock me in a closet."
"Thank you." He pauses. ".... If it were to randomly wander onto campus and - and get you, can I - the necklace, I'm - I don't want you to be forced or - but I - do you prefer that over -" He makes a little unhappy sound and curls around her more. "What do I do in that situation?"