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"Here, I've got you." She lays her hand on Anevia's leg for a moment. When she removes it, the injury is mostly healed. "I'm Seelah, paladin of Iomedae. It's nice to meet you both, even under the circumstances."

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Is she also a dragon probably if she were a dragon she would have turned into dragon form when the bug monster showed up.

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"Anevia Tirabade, of the Eagle Watch."

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"I'm Talion. Uh, but I've never heard of paladins or Iomedae or the Eagle Watch. Or, uh, probably a lot of other things, I don't think I'm from" (did medieval people know what planets are??) "anywhere around here."

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She must be from really far away if she hasn't heard of Iomedae! Seelah is from Garund and people there had still heard of her.

"Iomedae is the Lawful Good goddess of fighting Evil. A paladin is... a Lawful Good warrior who's been chosen by a god, a little like clerics but more focused on fighting."

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Technically the orthodox position is that she's the goddess of defeating Evil, but it doesn't really seem like clarifying that will actually make anything clearer for the new girl.

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"Okay, uh, a couple things."

Wow, all the ways she can think of to say this sound really dumb or really insulting.

"...So, back home, people don't agree on what gods there are, or whether there are even any gods at all. And some people think esper powers came from God, even though people of lots of different religions can be espers." And 'esper powers are a gift from God for fighting dungeons' is basically the least bad thing anyone ever means when they talk about God choosing people to be warriors. "So, uh, how do you know that Iomedae... exists... and actually 'chose' you?"

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Seelah attempts to puzzle this out.

People don't agree on what gods there are: That makes sense. Plenty of people don't agree about whether Ragathiel counts as a god, or Deskari, and she's heard that in distant lands they sometimes worship different gods entirely. She's even heard some people say that Shelyn and Sarenrae are actually the same god, and others say that Sarenrae is actually one name for two gods.

or whether there are even any gods at all: What?

some people think esper powers came from God: She's not sure what "esper powers" are, but Seelah's heard plenty of sorcerers say their magic is really from the gods, and one time she even met a wizard who claimed that his magic was a gift from Nethys. (She's not sure why Talion is only talking about one god, though.)

even though people of lots of different religions can be espers: People who... favor lots of different gods, the way she's a paladin of Iomedae or Craftsman Vhane is a cleric of Torag? She can't think what else Talion could mean, but why would that mean that esper powers can't come from the gods? 

How do you know that Iomedae... exists... and actually 'chose' you?: Seelah has never met anyone who didn't believe that Iomedae exists! Obviously Iomedae exists! And Seelah knows Iomedae chose her because she prayed to Iomedae and Iomedae made her a paladin, who else would it be? 

"—All the gods can make clerics, and it's not just Iomedae who makes paladins," she clarifies. "But I prayed to Iomedae to choose me, and she did. That's how I healed Anevia."

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Anevia nods. "There are some disagreements over what exactly counts as a god, and what doesn't, but basically everyone I've ever met agreed that Iomedae counted, even if" (the name 'Nidal' isn't going to mean anything) "they followed a god who was her enemy. And I've known hundreds of people who prayed to her and were chosen, and I've never heard of anyone who said they were a paladin or a cleric who didn't get their powers from a god. —Sometimes a cleric is chosen without praying for it specifically, but clerics need their god's holy symbols to do most things, so it's not hard to tell who chose them."

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Well, alright, that sounds legit? Probably? Or at least as legit as she's going to get? Like, it's definitely possible that everyone is just wrong, or lying, but she sure did see Seelah just heal someone, so clearly she's getting some sort of magic from somewhere. (And it's not just that she's a confused esper. They bumped into each other a couple times when they were moving the rocks.) 

...Which could be great, or it could be really bad.

"Okay, second question, you said she's Good and wants to fight Evil, does that mean she wants to fight, like, people who murder innocent people, or rapists, things like that, or is it more like... she thinks gay people are Evil and wants you to go around" she's pretty sure medieval fantasy people aren't going to know what 'hate crimes' are "getting into fights about that?"

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"...My wife is a paladin of Iomedae." (Anevia is parsing 'gay people' as 'people who have sex with other people of the same sex'. Are there people who think that's Evil?? Why???)

"Around here Iomedae's mostly focused on fighting the demons, but she is also in favor of arresting the sort of people you mentioned, it's just not her biggest focus."

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"I don't know what demons are either."

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"The creatures who attacked the festival. They're Chaotic Evil, from the Abyss."

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Well, she's definitely in favor of fighting demons! But—

"...The Abyss?"

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Wow, she really doesn't know very much about the world. "The afterlife for Chaotic Evil people."

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"There are a few exceptions, but most of the time, when people die, they're sent to one of the nine main afterlives, based on their alignment — Good or Neutral or Evil, Lawful or Neutral or Chaotic. The Abyss, where the demons came from, is full of torture — all the Evil afterlives are." Brief pause. "And we know that the afterlives exist, and which ones have torture, because powerful spellcasters have spells to look, and because sometimes people get resurrected from an afterlife and tell other people what it was like."

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"...And just to confirm, people go to the Evil afterlives for things like attacking a random festival for no reason, not for things like being gay?"

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She nods. "It's not always that extreme, but that sort of thing." Obviously it would be better if even murderers went to Nirvana, but it's not as bizarre as Talion keeps worrying it is.

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Well, alright then, it sounds like they're basically on the same page — or, like, it could turn out she's leaving out something important, it's not like she asked for a list of everything Iomedae thinks is Evil, but it seems like she's against obviously bad things like showing up to a festival to murder a bunch of innocent people for no reason and in favor of obviously good things like hurting people who try to do that. (Maybe she'd rather they arrested them first? Since she's apparently 'Lawful'? But self-defense is legal basically everywhere.) And if she's telling the truth, there's even some sort of setup like Hell but specifically for punishing things that are actually bad!

"Do you have to do anything special to get her to give you magic—"

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"Is something wrong?"

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She takes off into the air reflexively — she's faster that way — but a moment later she realizes that's not actually going to help, it won't make her companions any faster.

"There's someone else down that tunnel. It, uh, I can't be sure, but it sounds like maybe there's another demon attacking someone? Come on, let's go—"

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Seelah doesn't hear anything! Talion must be a powerful adventurer to be able to pick out whatever she's hearing.

She takes off running.

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Well, she doesn't think the girl is lying, at least. She'll follow.

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As they turn the corner, they see a woman with pointy ears standing over the mutilated body of a different person with pointy ears, covered in blood and holding a rapier.

"Who's there?"

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