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The summoner laughs a little. "I mean, at least now I know that I am perfectly functional in - this sort of exact situation. So that's nice to know."

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"Mm-hm."

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"I'll go look up a booklist of - every book ever written, then. I think that's probably on the extranet, somewhere."
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"Thanks!"

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"You're welcome."

She goes and does that. It takes several hours to compile everything, and by then some refugees have started to arrive. She puts it on a datastick, smiles at people that thank her in the hallways, and goes off to find Cam.
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Cam's where he left her, reading a book that he presumably made.

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"Hi," she says. "I have the book list, I think there's not literally everything ever on it, but there's - a lot. A lot a lot."

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"A lot will do," he smiles. "Is it all in nice searchable plaintext?"

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"It is! The document is huge, by the way, even if it's just a text file."

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"That's all right, I have a stack of books already while my computer chews through this one looking for stuff I haven't read. Time for me to -" He coughs and looks maybe too pleased with himself as he concludes - "go to Hell?"

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She giggles madly.

"How - how long have you waited to say that joke?"
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"One hundred and fifty years!"

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More giggling. Helpless giggling. "And now, finally, you can say it!"

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"Yes. I can check it off my list."

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"You have a list? What else is on it?"

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"I have lots of lists. That one is actually a very short list. I have plenty of opportunity to say 'damn it' in my day to day life so that got checked off pretty much on day one of demonhood."

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"Okay, well, what other demon puns are on your list that are unmade?"

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"Aw, I can't just tell you, that will ruin the impact if I ever get a good setup for one."

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"Oh, fine," she snorts. "Go and be cagey, save your puns and use them as careful pun-scalpels."

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"Tell you what, I'll tell you one that I have gotten to say, I have referred in real life to 'getting tail'."

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She bursts into embarrassed giggling and turns a slight shade of pink. "Oh my god that's for exactly what I think it is, isn't it."
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"Yep. Tails aren't as universally popular as the wings, but they're certainly a done thing." Swish swish.

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More embarrassed giggling. She will just be doing this for a while.



"... Are horns popular? I can imagine that there's an easy pun for that, too."
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"Horns are less popular again than tails - they make it complicated to do anything with your hair and if you want to get rid of them they're particularly awful to saw off - even if you make them totally nerveless, your skull's not nerveless, it's unpleasant. Sometimes somebody will turn up at a party with barely-attached hollow 'costume' horns but I think a majority of demons don't have them as permanent accessories. And as you can see I haven't added a set. So I'm not itching to make the obvious jokes."

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"Ahh, I see. And tails are less trouble."

She manages to recover enough from her giggling to look at him, then immediately turns pink again and goes back to looking at her shoes, giggling more.
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