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Beau wants to try and date Rubelite
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"...Huh."  Plate of ravioli, offered to the other one.

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She comes over and takes it and nomfs one. Then three in a bite.

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While she's chewing the first one says, "That's not enough for all of these, I don't think. I don't want to have all of these in the same place as you at the same time because you're confusing and have magic."

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"Do you have a way to carry more at once?"

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"I can stack things on top of each other!"

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"...No.  - You'll squish it."

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"I squish it with my mouths," he points out.

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"...Yep.  It's different.  - You'll get the food on the magic beadwork."  The magic beadwork can definitely hold up to that but this is easier to explain.

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"...is that bad?"

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(The ravioli is gone now.)

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Dang.  "It's not bad for the magic but it is gross.  And if you try and set it down again it'll get food wherever you set it.  Which is bad."  He holds out a hand for the ravioli plate.

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"I can clean myself. And I want to watch the plates disappear when I have more attention to spare."

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"...I don't want to watch you stack plates full of food on top of each other.  Do you have a cart, or something."

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"No."

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"If you try and stack plates six high they're probably going to fall over anyway. ...Unless you have augmented reflexes or something?"

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She shakes her head. "I can make a few trips."

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Nod.  "...If food spills on the floor you shouldn't eat it.  I can just give you more.  But if you think you could carry one in each hand, you," point to the guy one, "could hold onto the plate.  If there aren't any doors with handles or whatever in the way."

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"I can open my doors without hands. What happens to food on the floor?"

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"It gets germs on it."

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"Is that the only thing?"

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"It will gross me out a lot even if I don't see you do it.  And there's free infinite food here that you don't even have to wait in line for."

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"How will it gross you out if you don't see it."

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"If I found out about it," he clarifies.

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"That doesn't sound like a useful way to be."

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