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"That might help. I would feel fancy."

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"You would be very fancy. I would obtain pictures."

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"... Will they be used as blackmail? Like my prancing pictures?"

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From the driver's seat, Vernon laughs maniacally.

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"I might attempt to trade them for your prancing pictures!"

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"Deal, if you can get 'em."

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"Nooooooooo! Not more embarrassing pictures being circulated in the embarrassing pictures black market!"

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"Drat, shouldn't've told you my evil plan."

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"Yes, now I will never let you take any pictures of me in a police hat. Ever. Prancing pictures of me are no joke."

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"Awwwwwwww."

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"You're crushed, I know. How will you ever get over the trauma?"

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"I'll probably need my fairy princess healing powers."

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"Then it's a really good thing you have them. Otherwise, that'd be it for you. Just - so broken up by not having pictures of me in a police hat, or prancing around."

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"I would spend months in catatonia. Charlie would be furious with you for the damage to my fragile psyche."

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"And then the entire possibility of me wearing a police hat would be out the window, and that would make it so much worse."

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"Probably he'd just ticket you a lot for minor traffic infractions."

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"It's a really good thing I don't have a car, then. Not even a license, actually, just a permit."

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"Really? Aren't you sixteen?"

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"Yeah. But I kind of procrastinated."

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"I had a permit when I was fifteen and a half and the very day after my birthday I passed my test. Renée was - kind of terrible about errands, it was better when I could do them myself."

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"Ah, that makes sense. It wasn't as necessary, for me. Just a nice thing to have, so I didn't jump on it immediately."

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"It'll be nice when I have my own car. I'm not supposed to drive Charlie's."

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"Since you don't have the mustache required."

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"And I don't even eat that many donuts to make up for it."

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"Exactly. You're definitely not police-car certified."

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