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Bella snickers. "I suppose I am not the Bard."

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"If you were I would be very surprised. You don't look like a four-hundred-plus year old dead man."

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"Well, obviously I'd have to be the undead Bard. Or the reincarnated Bard."

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"Mhm. Bella the undead Bard. You should write that down, if I ever persuade you to play Dungeons and Dragons. That can be your first character. You can kill people with music."

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"Is the Monster Manual racist against undead?"

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"Bella. Bella, why would you even ask such a question. The answer is 'Of course.' Of course it's racist against undead, it is super racist."

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"So can I get some homebrew deadly-music undead?"

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"Yup. If I am to DM, I will be a nice DM. Strange creatures for all."

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"Cool. Can we call my kinda undead a 'revenant'? I like the word."

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"Sure. Want any cool lore bits about revenants or should I make it up?"

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"That's all I have right now, you know better what will fit neatly, I don't even know how to play."

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"Right. I'll figure it out, then. It'll be fun!"

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"Just don't turn it into a massive time-sink. I would like to learn some things during my high school years with applications beyond the cunning evisceration of goblins."

Like magic.
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"Yeah, ditto here. It won't take up all my time ever, I've got stuff to do, but it's fun."

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"How much am I supposed to be inventing a revenant who has no properties in common with me versus inventing one who serves as a good - avatar for myself?"

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"That's really a personal preference. Go with whichever seems the most fun."

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"Well, I don't know what's most fun, I don't know what my revenant is going to be doing."

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"If we had a proper group going I'd ask what everyone wanted to do and then build a campaign around that, soo... I couldn't tell you? Do you want to try and pull off a two-person D&D group?"

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"I dunno, maybe if I take a closer look at the game I will wind up disappointing you and not wanting to play at all."

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"Fair enough. I mean, no loss, I didn't have anyone to play with before, either."

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"He tried to get me to play. It's boring," declares Savannah.

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"What's boring about it?"

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"Lots of numbers, lots of rolling dice, lots of - lists of things. To choose from, to write down, to look through, and so on. It got on my nerves."

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"Numbers? Greaaaat."

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"... It's more fun than it sounds, I swear."

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