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On Monday, Bella arrives at school completely and stably human shaped, with everything she has learned about critters (except for her own species, which she isn't liable to forget) written down as margin notes on a page reminding her to ask Darren about D&D and filler decoy notes about that. She's probably going to have invent an actual cipher alphabet or something eventually but for the time being she thinks this will probably do for casual inspection.
She sits next to Darren in English.
shesepankh
castmyown
"Not really. I mean I think they have some trouble getting in, but... Other than that, no?"
shesepankh
"So I, what, go to the door and hug his arm and pat him on the shoulder with a paw and say 'this is my dad he knows things'?"
castmyown
"Yeah, then it'll work, no problem. It's just if he tries to go by himself it might be an issue."
shesepankh
"Right. We should probably take this car. Charlie's only got the cruiser, which, I don't know if you've ever ridden around in a cop car, but it gets you weird looks if you are not obviously a cop. And I cannot rock the 'stache."
castmyown
Darren giggles. "I've never ridden around in a cop car. I kind of want to try it, now. Do you think I could rock the mustache? I think I could pull it off."
He could not pull it off.
He could not pull it off.
shesepankh
"I do not think you should try growing a mustache, but if you want to see if Charlie will drive us to Seattle in the cruiser we can ask."
castmyown
"Hmmmm. Tempting. I don't think just having donuts would make me an honorary cop, though. I don't think it works like that."
castmyown
"Nooooooooo! Not more embarrassing pictures being circulated in the embarrassing pictures black market!"
castmyown
"Yes, now I will never let you take any pictures of me in a police hat. Ever. Prancing pictures of me are no joke."