"I am surprised you're letting this assessment stop you from calling him the sarcastic butterfly. Rae, you don't mind answering questions about this sort of thing, do you? Because if I know my alts - and this seems to be the point of having alts - there will be more of us who might need double-checking."
"I can't call him something that's not accurate! Sarcastic charcoal, maybe, but that doesn't have the same ring to it. Don't worry, I'll figure something funny to call you eventually."
"I'm assuming," she says to Prime, "that you've never played this before."
"You assume correctly, I've never played - whatever that is before in my life."
Idania helps with the explanations, and gives various examples of what has been done in previous games.
Prime listens raptly, asks occasional questions, and then gets the general idea of it and understands enough of it to get by.
Idania gets volcano. She then spends the next few minutes cackling. Because lava.
And Prime gets desert. He feels utterly ambivalent about this.
"I've played variants of this where people get to pick their territories," says Aya mildly, "but they wind up always getting the same things and it becomes boring."
"Yup!" says Idania, chipper. "And I just rolled mine. Bwuahahahaha, volcano goddess, look upon me, ye mortals, and despair!"
Roll roll.
Idania goes first, and from there a lively forty-five minutes proceed to elapse, over the course of which they all four struggle to stay on the board. Prime is largely ignored, as a novice, although he sacrifices this small advantage after a while and then is eliminated first. Aya's next to go, followed by Idania, leaving Rae triumphant.