"I have excellent parents, but if they appear here at all it is likely that they are going to want to meet my husband."
Since that seems to be the end of that conversation, he attempts a little smile, and then heads off to go back to being a hermit.
"I seriously swear he is not this much of a killjoy normally," says Zevros once Edarial is out of earshot.
"It is really hard to reduce an entire brother into a few sentences. Uh... Really smart, driven, had a pole perpetually up his ass. Fucking fantastic listener, heart bleeding all over the place, sometimes gets a bit too focused on one thing to the exclusion of everything else. Treats himself like a resource to be used and not like a thing to be taken care of until he realizes he is hurting. Uh... Sarcastic, and a huge magic nerd."
"Dubiously. The more I find out the more convinced I am that a great deal of pain could have been avoided, and without thwarting any particularly valuable goals, if the initial letter had been worded as a voluntary invitation."
"Basically. Our dad's a bastard, and considering that I'm a bastard I'm allowed to say that he is an extra special super-bastard. That should die in a fire."
"I will extinguish that part of the palace last if it ever goes up in flames," says Iobel dryly.
"That's the spirit. Uh - I guess I can tell stories about Edarial, that might show his personality a bit better than me trying to ballpark it with small sentence descriptions."
"Oooh, I can tell you about when I told him I was gay! Which is a thing that I am, by the way, try not to be weird about it."
Zevros snickers. "He kind of just looked confused, then said, 'Nothing? I already knew' and just moved on because he just didn't think it mattered in the slightest. It was kind of funny, I wanted to hug him for it."
"I begin to suspect that he agreed to get married to spare you the trouble, as though there is somehow more justice in a straight man being married to a woman he has no interest than in a gay man being likewise. Or perhaps that didn't factor in and it was only your preference for absconding for fruity drinks."
"Pretty sure it was a bit of both. Me not wanting to be king, and me being gay. He wants to be king, and doesn't seem to be gay, so I guess in his head it was the better option. Honestly though, he doesn't seem to be anything, I don't even know if he likes women. He's shown absolutely no interest in anyone. At all."
"Which was a relief on the wedding night yet could prove inconvenient when it begins to look like one of us is doomed to childlessness. Perhaps I'll find - someone."
"Yup. Warn him if you do, though. Because fairness. Pretty sure he won't demand that you stick to celibacy, but he likes to know things."
"I assure you I am not going to carry on an affair without informing the public-father-to-be of any child I may fall pregnant with."