"Of the things that bother me about this situation the dress isn't really one of them. We might as well get on with it. I don't want anyone to think I'm stalling so I can put together a grand cat rescue plan and have them decide to jump the signal."
There's a tiara, but apparently she's supposed to carry that and let her husband put it on her, not wear it yet.
She looks like a princess and she's about to look like a queen.
Fuck.
"Okay. Do I go now, or later - are you showing me there or is someone else?"
"Then he'd still have my cat, and it would be hanging over my head forever until someone decided my extremely unfriendly cat was too much trouble. He's already covered one guard in wounds that are definitely going to scar."
"If you find the cat - want to learn a phrase in his language so he doesn't attack you?"
Iobel walks her through the phonetics for - "taught this nice brunette lady to say this". She doesn't really expect this terrified servant to tell anyone else the words, but just in case, she doesn't want it to be a panacea for Cricket's wrath.
They leave the room - oh look, a friendly escort. 'Friendly.' Zephrys looks at them with surprise, but doesn't dare question it, she just smiles a fake, happy smile and then starts filling the silence with wonderful things Iobel can do in the palace.
It's a distraction. She takes Iobel's hand, and gives it a squeeze. She's so sorry that Iobel has to do this.
Off they go. To the wedding.
He's been freaking out for about a week straight, and he's decided that he needs to stop it. He can't let himself fall to pieces, not now. Edarial will be king, and then he will finally have the power to fix the numerous problems with Marlatia. If he falls apart, nothing gets fixed, and either Zevros is forced into a loveless, incompatible marriage - or there would be civil war. He has three options - his twin's suffering, the country's suffering...
Or his own.
Deep breaths, deep breaths, think about the goal, think about the end result, that's what's important. It'll be worth it. Not for him, maybe, but for the country, for his brother - yes. It will be.
He fixes a bit of his hair, hopes that his hands will stop shaking during the ceremony itself, and then heads off to be married.
Iobel isn't running, maybe, but she's not whimpering and powerless, either. She looks Edarial right in the eye, levelly, coldly.
That little, frail, pathetic hope dies when he meets her eyes. Cold as ice, without a trace of even basic respect.
He averts his eyes and closes them. Nope, he's definitely damned to a loveless marriage.
(Iobel's family is not here. She supposes they don't even know where she is. She was going to write them after fleeing the country. She supposes she'll instead write them after getting married.)
"- begins dynasties, and models commitment for a new generation of children."
(She does not visibly shudder. How long will it take her to find a sterility spell or invent her own from scratch and cram it into her head?)
"The marriage between the young man and young woman before me will surely do the same, and moreover, it will see new royalty on the throne of Marlatia. Edarial, do you swear to protect, cherish, and guide Iobel as your wife in sacred ordained marriage for so long as the tie binds?"
Then it gets to the part Edarial wishes he could have had changed. 'Protect, cherish, and guide' her? What, like she's a goat? His familiar, the snake Berathyme, agrees with his sentiment and rolls her eyes. She didn't catch all of that, but she caught the gist of it and thinks it's stupid.
But it's what he has to say to become king (and so his brother doesn't have to, and so the country doesn't fall apart).
"I so swear," he says, quietly, so his voice doesn't shake.
She tells herself the promise is meaningless. Given under duress, the ceremony would be stupidly worded anyway, she's more likely to kill her husband in his sleep than "adore" him. But she knows her script full well and he has Cricket.
"I so swear," she says in a low voice, still staring down Edarial with eyes full of ice.
"My prince, take the tiara from her hands and make her your queen," says the priest.
The tiara is taken, and onto her head it goes.
Edarial can't help but feel like he's just locked himself in a cage with a tiger.
Iobel
holds
absolutely
still.
But he does need a kiss to seal the ceremony. So he leans over, and gives her forehead a gentle peck.