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Adarin is shaken awake one morning by a fiancée who is about five thousand times perkier than she usually is at odd, dark-outside hours.
"Wake up wake up wake up!"
dark_light
dark_light
"But you had no electricity for a long time before you came here, didn't you have enough of that?"
prodigal_miser
"I yearn for home," drawls Adarin. "The land of no indoor plumbing and no Wikipedia. Or microwaves."
dark_light
"And more so all the time. Its future is now projected to contain considerably more Adarin, for example!"
dark_light
"No need to thank me, citizen, I operate solely out of a desire to improve the Adarinity of the world."
sundayfish
Charlie chuckles affectionately and heads up the stairs. He looks a little younger, maybe, around the eyes.
prodigal_miser
"Adarinity. I wasn't aware my name could decline, that's interesting to know," he snorts.
dark_light
"Yay."
Snuggle.
She is calming down some, but says, "Let's go find your sister and make her immortal, too."
Snuggle.
She is calming down some, but says, "Let's go find your sister and make her immortal, too."
prodigal_miser
He snorts. "No, it's fine, I'm being flippant. I would actually kind of like to be there when my sister is made immortal."
headunbowed
There she is, in actual clothes! She thinks clothes in general are a bit silly, but these are armored, and she likes having lots of advantages in case of a fight. Not that it's likely, here, but she tries to be prepared.
"Ooo, hey, what brings you two here?"
"Ooo, hey, what brings you two here?"
headunbowed
"... Eeeeee yes make me immortal, I don't want to get old and wrinkly, I've got hundreds of years but I want more!"
dark_light
"All right then!"
Isabella makes a diagram and tells Zeviana and Lecasryn where to be and puts herbs on them and summons up yet another deer - "I may have to switch to cows or something else domesticated if this winds up in mass-production" - and then she performs the spell.
Isabella makes a diagram and tells Zeviana and Lecasryn where to be and puts herbs on them and summons up yet another deer - "I may have to switch to cows or something else domesticated if this winds up in mass-production" - and then she performs the spell.
headunbowed
Zeviana is ecstatic about immortality. Once the spell's done, she and Lecasryn are both up immediately. Lecasryn flies, swooping and landing occasionally on her mage to preen her hair before she goes off flying again. Meanwhile, Zeviana does a little dance.
"Immortaaaaality! If I die now at least I am guaranteed to leave a pretty corpse!"
"Immortaaaaality! If I die now at least I am guaranteed to leave a pretty corpse!"