Going on hikes is a form of getting out of the house which doesn't require a car, so Xander does it most weekends. Mostly he walks a particular set of trails which he's timed out to last a certain number of podcast episodes, but he's nearing the end of the season and it's narratively very tense and he can tell he'll want to keep going for longer than usual. So he takes a new turn.
"So - no, you said you've never met a parent. ...But did the tree you came from have someone else's tree produce its seed? Even if you never met them?"
"I think it grew from a seed but probably not a seed of a tree that was some other leaflet's tree; there weren't any other leaflets or any other trees big enough near mine. That's the kind of fairy I am, a leaflet."
"Oh, I don't know. I think most humans do. Or, they want to have kids, which is different, but I thought fairies might also want to do something similar. Mostly I'm trying to figure out how likely it was, given that I met you, that you're the age you are; I'm sorry if that's leading me to insensitive questions."
"I think he's unusually bad, or - at least an unusual combination of competent and bad."
"Of course," he echoes. "...Okay, I know we can't see the house yet, but we're getting kind of close and I think I should go ahead and make sure my parents haven't gotten home yet. Will you be okay to stay here for a few minutes?"
"Okay. Where does this go wrong..... I'm going to take my jacket back in a minute, because my parents saw me go out with it and they might want to come out here to look for it with me if I don't have it. And we should move you out of sight of the path just in case..." He pauses the music. "Do fairies have any special problems with animals? We have a cat."
"...Woah. Uh, I mostly don't expect him to bother you behaviorally - do you know what allergies are? And whether you can have them?"
"That's probably a good sign. If you start feeling sick while in my house it might be that, and we'll have to figure someplace else for you to be."
"Well, sorcery doesn't work in the mortal world, but eventually it'd grow big enough for me to live in again, the way I can reshape it isn't sorcery."
"...Yeah, I wish you could have that. Is it okay if I move you over there? I think that'll be out of sight."