Dec 01, 2021 1:55 PM
wwx meets chu chu
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... Okay so that's happening. She is going to... Keep stirring.While he does weird maths. Yes.

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Eventually he says, "Probably like half, actually, in countries with widespread Internet access. I'd ask Masozi about Malawi but I don't think he'd know. --Tell me more death facts!"

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"There's a poison that makes it much, much easier for your nerves to turn on, and harder to turn off, so you spasm all the time until you die."

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"Awwww, that sounds like it would be kinky but actually it's just horrifying. No fair."

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"--people dying in general is kind of horrifying? Even dying of old age."

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"Dying of old age is really horrifying and not in the fun way like that one disease where all of your muscles slowly turn into bones."

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"That one's fun? ... I guess it is cool..."

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"Yeah! They have to be really careful because if you ever get surgery your muscles turn into bones faster!"

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"--That is a cool problem to have."

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"I know! I think more body parts should randomly turn into other body parts. I want to find out what happens if my spleen is suddenly my elbow."

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"I wouldn't recommend finding a spell for that." The soap mixture is now kind of gloopy. "It's probably time to put this in the mold."

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He starts to put it in the mold. "What poison is it?"

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"Strychnine. It's used as a rat poison."

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"That sounds really unpleasant for the rats."

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"I don't think any of them are pleasant for the rats?" She is going to restrain herself from talking about the superwarfarins. "It's hard to kill something without it hurting."

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"Maybe if you do it really fast? I think when I explode the mals it doesn't hurt them very much. If they're the sort of thing that gets hurt. --I don't want to hurt my cockroaches when I kill them."

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Aww, that's sweet of him. "If you do it fast enough, I guess they wouldn't have a chance to hurt."

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"But I've also got to do it in a way that leaves their bodies usable afterward. I was kind of planning to wait for them to die of natural causes."

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"I heard if you make insects cold enough, that kills then painlessly. And alcohol does not hurt too bad."

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"Do you think anyone will drink the drowning-cockroaches alcohol? I guess if you're desperate enough."

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"I probably wouldn't, but--" it's not like she planned to do underage drinking in the death school?

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"A connoisseur. A woman of taste. Only the highest-quality moonshine for you."

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"--I really wouldn't know how to tell."

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"Oh, yeah, I keep forgetting that everyone else doesn't have a me to get them in trouble! Previously everyone I talked to had a me to get them in trouble."

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"I guess if you were in an enclave, it would all be people used to you getting them into trouble."

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