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The capital is boring.
Why is the capital boring? It's the capital! It should have interesting people in it! But noo, everyone she's met so far has been an idiot. Mostly not even an entertaining idiot, just a boring idiot who thinks she should be impressed by their whatever, like, no, in order to impress her you can start by not being an idiot.
On the plus side, the party has free booze, so that's nice.
"I was thinking less about the part where it burns out your mind after a hundred years and more about the part where it turns you into a swan!"
"I can heal with pain magic, it's just inconvenient to have to bother, and there's always the chance you'll fuck it up."
"It's kind of difficult to fuck up drinking water but then again it's not like you had access to the healing fountain in the old capitol yesterday either."
"I can think of lots of ways to fuck up drinking water depending what you've been doing to yourself beforehand."
"At least if you fuck up drinking water the result is 'try again' and not 'boom'."
"Oh, I haven't blown myself up in years, not counting when I burned my house down making a point to our lovely host."
"I did lose control of the magic. If I hadn't, we might still be there."
"...So, first off, kudos for giving him a fight, I am totally one hundred percent behind people being able to defend themselves? But also I love him and the idea of him being burnt to ash for hours upon hours is not the happiest mental image."
"Yeah, fair. I dunno. I like that he knows I can hurt him. I'm not planning on it but it's reassuring that he has a really good reason not to fuck with me."
"I like most things. And if there's a way to get fucked up that Fia doesn't like, we haven't found it yet."
"Kudos. It doesn't bother me that I'm picky but the alternative does seem more fun overall."
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