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Lacey has a questionably bad time
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He re-materializes the bottle she had in her pocket and hands it to her.

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She giggles and drinks.

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And then she is healed, and he snuggles her some more.

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"We didn't quite get all the way to 'pool of blood'," she observes. "Oh well. We'll just have to try again at some point."

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He laughs.

"I look forward to it." Kiss. "I'm hungry, are you hungry?"

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"Now that you mention it, food sounds like an excellent idea."

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A table materializes in front of the couch. Food appears on it. Things that can be eaten with one's hands, mostly, and therefore more convenient for eating while in someone's lap.

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And here she thought they were going to have to get up and go to a dining room. Silly her, she's going to have to get more used to how dramatically convenient magic is.

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Cozy snuggly mealtime!

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Indeed.

"Why do you always take your swans from the capital?" she asks between bites

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He laughs. "Because I don't like travelling long distances. If I ride the wind it's surprisingly slow to get anywhere, and if I ride lightning, everyone for miles around knows it, whether I wanted them to or not. Besides, the capital's used to me. I like having a reputation."

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"Well, you do at that."

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"Yep."

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"Although if you ventured farther afield it might not have taken you three thousand years to find someone interesting enough not to make a swan."

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"I'm not so sure. It could have, but it could just as easily have taken longer. You're obviously pretty rare." Kiss.

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Kiss. "The capital had a much higher per-capita of exceptionally boring people, but I suppose it might not have had a much lower per-capita of exceptionally interesting people; I haven't done statistics."

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"Are people in the capital really that boring?"

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"Blah blah blah her clothes are so last season blah blah blah Lady Zeris' son caught kissing another boy again isn't it scandalous blah blah blah."

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He laughs. "Maybe you were just talking to the wrong people."

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"I think most of the people in the capital could have been normal amounts of interesting if they hadn't spent too much time marinating in boring priorities."

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"Could be. I sort of doubt the things I look for in a swan and the things you look for in a conversationalist are the same things, anyway."

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"True. It's not your ability to find swans in the capital as opposed to anywhere else that I was questioning, though."

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"Mm... I don't know. As delightful as you are," he kisses her cheek, "I'm not sure it was just a matter of finding the right person. If I'd met you when I was thirty-four instead of thirty-four hundred I don't think I'd have known what to do with you."

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"That's fair. I am glad I didn't meet you when you were younger."

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"So am I." Hug.

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