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Yvette in Swansong
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"The world's crazy?"

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"Oh, absolutely mad. Have you heard, sometimes people turn into swans."

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...he starts giggling.

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There is something very satisfying about making the terrifying sorcerer that tortures people giggle.

She smiles. (And pointedly does not think about how she wanted to kiss him.)

"But even without the swans and magic, it's a little bit insane. Or maybe people are all a little bit insane. Probably both."

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"People are just people," he shrugs.

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"Yeah, but. I don't know. I sort of don't understand why more people don't sit down and sensibly talk about their problems."

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"I'm not sure all possible problems are the kind of problem you can sit down and sensibly talk about."

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"Well, no, that was more of an example of what I'm actually trying to say than the actual thing itself. Why aren't people more sensible. I like being sensible. It's nice."

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"Some people find it more difficult than others! For me it took the fall of an empire!"

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".... Well, okay. Point taken."

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"I don't think most people are that big of a mess. Which is good, because there aren't that many empires to go around."

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Snort.

"No. Though someone could probably figure out how to run a business based around it, if more people needed an empire in particular. 'Get your empire! Watch it fall! Trade in its ruins for store credit!'"

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Giggle.

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"Mind, I don't know what you'd do with store credit from a place that sells empires. Little kingdoms, maybe? Island nations? City states?"

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"Villages?" he suggests, snickering. "Castles!"

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"Ah! Yes, castles, castles make sense!"

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He laughs delightedly.

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"If lots of people needed empires falling, there would be a lot more castles. It would get obnoxious, I bet."

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"What a world that would be."

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"Probably very visually impressive! And a bit socially tumultuous. What with all of the empires falling."

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Now he's just smiling fondly at her.

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"Mapmakers would make a killing. Think of how quickly political borders would change!"

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"You're a marvel," he says. (He wants to kiss her. Again. Still.)

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"Thank you for noticing!"

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Oh he so wants to kiss her.

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