mal is looking for some weirdos for his crew
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“—I can’t talk to her,” Mal says, appalled, “she’s nekkid.

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"I bet she'll stop being naked soon! She came right in with a plan to get someone's extra clothes for when they're older?" The concept of bringing in spare clothes that don't even FIT you yet is so baffling to Masozi. 

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"Sounds like a prospect, then."

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Masozi nods. "Good. And - I don't know if you've met Lucy yet? She and her brother are the ones who have spider familiars. I dunno if you'll want them on your crew but they seemed to be meeting a whole lot of people so maybe they'd know who to introduce you to? Lucy was really helpful." 

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"Sounds mighty promisin'. I'll let you know how it turns out."

Has the girl acquired clothes and thus become speakable yet? That whole situation does sound like a symptom of a stone-cold badass.

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It does in fact transpire that Bobbie is clothed before too long, and back in the cafeteria with the rest of the crowd.

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She is really enormously tall. Mal's gonna get a crick in his neck.

"Wrestled any good water buffalo lately?" he asks her, somewhat admiring, with all the subtlety of a steam shovel in a china shop.

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"No, they kicked me out of the league after I won my third championship. What do you want."

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"Your ass, my corner," he says, cheerfully succinct.

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"And what has your corner got that my ass might want?"

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"With any luck? A literal corner. Gonna stake out some space in the library. Crew to watch your back. An' whatever we can scrape up to share. Got any use for an enchanted underwire?"

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" - See, you should have led with that. But it sounds like you want more of a commitment than I'm willing to give just yet."

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"Don't worry, I ain't breakin' out the friendship bracelets yet. You give it a shot, you decide it ain't your speed, no hard feelings."

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"Well then. Who else is in your little gang?"

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"It's up-an'-coming," he repeats, bright and full of bullshit.

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"...So, just you."

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"Get in on the ground floor!"

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"Way it looks to me is you want someone tougher than you to watch your back and don't have a ton to offer in return. Unless that underwire was not purely hypothetical in which case I'd like to know how the hell you got it."

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"Have to be a sucker to want someone less tough to watch my back. Brought it in, how else?"

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"Were you expecting a lot of girls to come in without bras or are you into crossdressing."

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"It was light and enchanted and I had it."

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"Well I won't press further. Think it'd fit me?"

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"Reckon so. Enchanted for it -- stick it in, y'know, delicates, an' they fit."

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"...That is both more and less practical than I was expecting. What kind of would-be gang leader can't say 'tits'?"

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"You don't stick it in your--"

He makes a cupping motion in front of his chest instead.

"--you stick it in your. Lacy shit. You know."

(The answer to her question appears to be: the kind who can't say bra, either.)

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