If Mal is going to survive in this place, he's going to need a crew, and the Tejano enclavers don't count. None of those pretentious fucks with their stupid sparkly earrings are going to stand up for him in a pinch.
So he's looking around for some people who look (a) competent and (b) like total weirdo outcasts. Shouldn't be a problem. He'd like to find the following:
(a) one stone-cold badass;
(b) one dumbass hunk of muscle;
(c) one nerdy alchemist;
(d) one hypercompetent artificer;
(e) one piece of eye candy with connections.
He's come prepared with bribes. Let's do this. Who around here looks like an absolute freak?