"And stop trying to kill your siblings."

"We'll see."

"Hm."

"Will you try to stop me from leaving?"

"I will not."

"I won't, either."

She regards them...

And then leaves.

So be it.

So be it, indeed. "What next?" she asks.

"Tobirama, will you tell your lurking reinforcements it's safe to come out?"

Small smile. Then, raising her voice - "The social awkwardness is over, sensei!"

"Aah, well, if you're sure..."

She glances at her brother, then - "I'll avoid screaming at Jakuan for the next few days. Promise."

"That's very thoughtful, Tobi-chan."

Kakashi ambles up, book in hand.

"This is my teacher," she tells the dimensional travelers. "Hatake Kakashi."

"And..."

She's quiet.

Then, to Kakashi - "During the invasion, while - while I was dead. I went to the boundaries of the Pure Land, but... No one from my family came to lead me over, so I was - trapped."

"I met him there," she gestures at Anakin. "He wasn't dead, but - he was traveling, in a way, between realms. There's more than just the Pure Land and Impure World, it seems."

"We spoke, and he offered to take me back to his world. I'd probably be a ghost, but - the alternative was being stuck on those shores, for - I wasn't sure how long. I wouldn't be - alone, if I followed."

"...And then I heard Sayuri calling my name as we were leaving, and I turned around."

She glances over at him, unsure. "I hadn't - expected you'd come looking for me."

"Of course I did."

"I didn't actually know for sure you'd been resurrected, and... It sounded like you were in trouble."

She smiles a little.

"Interdimensional visitors, eh? You know, Tobi-chan, I used to think you were the normal one."

She laughs. "Naruto's the normal one, sensei."

"Unfortunately for us all."

Giggle.

Then: "Oh, no, wait, I take that back. Naruto isn't the normal one - I'd just switched normalcy ranks with Chihiro. She reads romance novels now."

"Tobi-chan... I read romance novels."

"You read porn in important meetings. Chihiro is in a book club."

"Potato, tomato."

"You can be borderline normal, then."