Relay beta-tests a desert island
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Phone! Does his phone get him anything, like a telephony totem?

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It gets him a plastic totem, with plastic powers!

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… Can he do anything interesting with the plastic powers? He's guessing he cannot just create a duplicate phone.

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He is in fact right. He could try creating plastic of various shapes, transparency and rigidity.

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Ooh! How transparent can he get?

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He can make it completely transparent like plastic film.

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He tries the glass-and-seashell thing and then he's gonna need to go hunting for more smol totems.

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Glass gets him glass totem, which is made out of glass.

The seashell gets him... a bone totem.

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Plausibly useful if he breaks a bone! Otherwise no thank you.

He searches for totems and other assorted items!

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He finds three smol totems and one archer totem. There isn't anything new among the assorted items he finds except he discovers a beehive up a tree.

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Archer totem, though! Oooh!

He stays away from the beehive for now.

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Yes, a second archer totem is reason to celebrate. With fireworks! Like those in the sky.

Well, that isn't so much as fireworks as a single firey-explosion up in the sky.

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Fucksake.

Can he get a better view of it, does it disappear?

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There is another. It keeps happening at regular intervals. If he gets to higher ground he will be able to tell it is coming from that beach ways over there.

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He goes that way!

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And eventually Anthony will see a young man in the distance. Wearing just a loincloth he is holding what looks like a totem and shooting at the sky.

He spots Anthony and drops his totem. "Hello?" He shouts.

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"– You are the first person I have met here! Hi!"

He keeps walking closer, only very slightly cautiously.

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"Dude, me too!" He shouts while running very uncautiously, then he stops abruptly, "Hey! Say something off-script! Like getting quests from a book is weird!"

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"I got teleported here after getting hit in the head by a soccer ball and all the totems are weird because who the hell literally names a magical item smol with an O?"

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"I hit my head while out during a snowstorm! And fucking hell yes! You are not a video game character! Or at least a convincing one... going to believe that you are real because that is pleasanter!"

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"Is there anything in particular I can do to reassure you? I'm about as confident as I can get that I'm not one."

He is, however, still wearing the weird circlet. For the telepathy.

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Gabe is wearing really tacky bracelets on his wrists.

"Nah, it's cool. If you are fake, I honestly don't want to know. So... how long have you been here? Have you met anyone? Person or character?"

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"I haven't met anyone other than you!" he responds. "I do however have the ability to contact home because this stupid island isn't quite as cruel as it could be."

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"You mean through the bottles? Or some other way?"

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"… Not through the bottles, no – they do actual contact too?"

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