There's lots of things the doctor can be named! Like James Wilson or Joan Watson or David Dawson. Elan sits on this factoid, because:
"Oh, that makes perfect sense! See, what happened—in my memory, anyway—was after I graduated from school to be a bard, I got a diary. I think it was supposed to be a regular diary, but it wrote back and said that it was sent by a spirit that wanted to share its power with me. I thought it was a framing device at first… y'know, like when the narrator says that something really happened even if it didn't? I realized it was for real eventually. But anyway, a lot of the powers were about how I look! Like… at all times I'm supposed to look exactly how I would if this was a self-insert fanfic about my life."
Pause.
"That's… not a direct quote. But anyway, I guess that could just be something that my powers put in my head so I would have the right expectations? I don't even know for sure what I look like right now, but I was blond and blue-eyed and Northern and had 18 Charisma… anyway, um, so I guess that either way I need to find someplace to stay and can't count on any family I have here being able to find me."
He puts his hand up.
"If one of you guys has a place that's okay for me to stay at, that would be really nice? But if it would be too hard… well, so far I haven't expected to have a specific power that I didn't. So I think if I needed to find a hotel I would be able to pay for it okay, even without help."