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Xiao Jingyan falls on season two of the Dream SMP
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"I'm not sure he's going to be fully aware that it is happening."

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"Sure. But he can still get hurt in it."

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"That's what I'm worried about. If he doesn't know there's a war on, he could accidentally end up in the middle of a battle. Or he could talk to Dream and end up captured by him."

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"Well. Hopefully Phil finds him first."

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"We can hope."

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Nod.

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Tommy has gotten distracted by a HORSE. (He is rambling to it in typical Tommy fashion.)

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...horse?

 That sure does appear to be a horse.

"Can you ride those?"

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"Well you gotta make 'em like you first, right, you can't just go riding any horse that comes around, maybe it is its own horse and it will say No Thank You. But if you keep trying to ride it anyway then eventually it will be friends with you, or if you give it apples and shit. And if you find someone else's horse that has a saddle you can get on the saddle and then it is your horse."

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That certainly sounds like the experience of trying to tame horses in his world. "Is there a way to make saddles?" Considering he would rather not steal someone's horse. "And more importantly: can you fight on a horse?"

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"Dunno. It'd be hard not to hit 'em with your sword, but it's not like anything's stopping you, right?"

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"...hm." He's going to have to tame a horse. (... And acquire a saddle.)

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Tommy turns back to the horse and puts on a voice that Jingyan has never heard Tommy use before, high and delighted. "Hello! Aren't you beautiful! We're going to have to think of a name for you, aren't we! Hello, Mr. Horse, can I call you Mr. Horse, no no please Mr. Horse was my father, oh my God you are so big and horse-shaped. I am going to get you a saddle and we can go anywhere you want because you will be my best friend and I think that is cool."

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... He has a talking to horses voice, it turns out.

He is going to watch this, in case the process is somehow different than how it was in his world. (Which is plausible.)

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Well that part is just because Tommy just likes cooing at horses.

He tries to get on, gets bucked off, tries to get on, gets bucked off, tries to get on... stays on.

"WE DID IT BOYS!"

...He gets off anyway though because he doesn't actually have a saddle yet. He digs a hole. "Okay now you are just going to stay in there for a minute. I do not know where a saddle is. ...Tubbo!"

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"Yeah?"

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"Do you have a saddle?"

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"Nah but we can steal one."

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"Dream wouldn't like it if--"

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"Yeah. Let's fuckin', let's steal one."

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...And now he is part of this larceny. ...is supervising this larceny? "Would you like me to mind the horse?"

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"That's probably a good idea."

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He is now supervising the horse and not the larceny.

...this is an improvement.

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The horse walks around in its hole for a while.

And then they are back and Tommy has a saddle and can ride his horse around and jump, which he does gleefully. He has decided that the horse's name is Equality which is why it is important not to body-shame her when it turns out she can't jump very high.

(Tommy's eyes flick nervously to Jingyan and Tubbo a lot, but he certainly seems to be in much higher spirits than he was.)

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"She's a good horse, even if she is not much of a jumper."

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