Lev is sitting very patiently in the middle of Milliways, reading a history book from another world and waiting for someone to show up with magic powers that can turn him into a girl.
"Oh, don't tempt me."
He should be on top, actually. How does Leia feel about being manhandled?
Very strongly in favor.
(Girls get manhandled, because men are bigger than them, because men can hurt them and do whatever they want to them--)
Noted! So very noted.
"So, before we do this, anything else about you or the digital age you want to tell me?"
"Other places you don't like being touched, or if there's some taboo I could run face first into, stuff like that."
"Uh, I don't think we have to use condoms, I think every disease you have we can kill with antibiotics and--" He's not going to finish that sentence.
"Uh-- things you put on your penis so the semen doesn't come in contact with-- body parts."
"Nah, don't worry about it, if you give me gonorrhea I can just get a shot." Neck kisses.
Okay so neck kisses are very convincing.
There is some blind one handed groping around the drawers in case the landlords felt like being helpful when appointing this room.
Thank you landlords, for making this so much easier.
Leia should be kissed while he's entering her. That's the rules. See here, they're written down right here.
ooooh yes she should
(girl she's a girl and her boyfriend is entering her cunt and he loves her and she's a girl--)
She wiggles and closes her eyes and presses her face into Jing Yi's chest and thinks very hard about him being her boyfriend who's fucking her cunt.
Oh no, Leia is dangerously adorable. He's filled with an in accountable desire to protect her-- though 'from what?' and 'how?' are questions he's a little too distracted to answer coherently.