"Right, I said I would explain the Deathly Hallows--let's start with the bedtime story version," she says. "Once upon a time, three brothers were traveling through a forest. They came across a great and fierce river, that no man could hope to swim across and survive. But the brothers were powerful wizards, and together they conjured a strong bridge, over which they passed the river safely."
Death was annoyed that they had evaded him, since the river had taken the lives of many travelers. But Death is cunning and subtle, so he congratulated the Brothers on escaping him, and offered each of them a boon."
The oldest brother asked for the most powerful wand on earth, so Death took a branch from a nearby Elder tree, and fashioned a wand, and gave it to him. And the first brother, pleased with his prize, went to find another wizard with whom he had a quarrel, and slew him, and boasted in the tavern that night that he had the most powerful wand on Earth. So another wizard crept into his room that night and cut his throat as he slept, taking the Elder Wand for his own. Thus did Death claim the first brother for his own."
The second brother asked for something that would allow him to pluck people from Death's own grasp. So Death picked up a pebble from the riverside and gave it to him, saying that if he turned the stone over the one in his thoughts would be returned to him. So the second brother returned home, and summoned the shade of a woman he had once loved, and lived with her for a time. But he was dissatisfied with being unable to be with her completely, so he ultimately killed himself to be with her in truth. Thus did Death claim the second brother as his own."
The third brother asked for something that would hide him from Death himself. And so, reluctantly, Death removed his own Cloak of Invisibility, and gave it to the third brother. And Death could not find the third brother for years and years and years, until the third brother was very old. The third brother gave the cloak to his son, and finally departed with Death as equals."
"It's nonsense," Antioch harrumphs. "It took me way more than one night to get myself killed."
Ignotus elbows him. "More importantly, Death didn't give us anything. We created the Deathly Hallows ourselves."