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He smiles a little.

Well, he bets the contents of the pantries and fridges are at least comprehensible enough to be interesting.  He scurries for the pantry-platform.

He will have seen some of this stuff already when he was making himself breakfast.  Plastic tubs of alien grains and alien cereals and alien white powders, looking just a little off to the left of rice or flour or oats.  Aluminum cans labeled with pictures of unrecognizable fruits and vegetables - something light blue with stubby wiggly little tentacles, something blood-red in clusters of differently-sized little balls like mutant raspberries, something blue and long and narrow and kind of stringy-looking.  Something that might not be a vegetable at all but actually some kind of edible pillbug.  Glass jars of unknowable pastes and preserves.  A resealable plastic bag, half empty, of something called "chimera jerky."

Are chimeras real?  That'd be weird.  What's in the fridges?

Meats!  Cheeses!  Ghostly white apples and yellow-orange berries!  Jars of things that are just labeled with the word "synthetic" and a number!  Translucent peach-colored fruit juice with a picture of the light blue fruit with the yellow wigglies on it again!

He tries a yellow-orange berry.

Yep that's an alien berry!  Tastes kind of - summery?  Is that anything?  Bryce doesn't know how to talk about food which is probably weird for someone who likes to cook.  Oh well.

Hopefully this stuff isn't toxic to humans.  Would the Doctor store it next to human food if it was?  Seems like a contamination risk.  Would it taste good if it was poisonous?  Maybe, he thinks antifreeze is supposed to be tasty.  Whatever, worst case scenario is he dies, which is gonna happen anyway.

Well alien food is interesting but he's pretty much seen the kitchen already.  What's deeper down?