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"Well, thanks."  Pilar hesitates.  "I - wouldn't have done it, but I wish I could have sent you to Elysium in my place."

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"I'd have stayed."

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"I know."

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"That's heresy."

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"I already had the heretical thought, already need to assign myself punishment for it, and it's not going to get any more heretical if I say it out loud to you instead of keeping it to myself."

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"Do you have any idea what's going on?"

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"Elysium told me that I wasn't going to be used against Lord Asmodeus, but for Him.  Aspexia Rugatonn thought that was credible but also very ominous, like, maybe they're planning to destroy Cheliax and afterward I'll have to prevent a new Worldwound from opening in the crater.  Which is, in fact, in Asmodeus's interests, if I'm there to do that, but it's part of a larger plan that's not at all in His interests."

"But no, I don't have any idea what's going on."

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"Do you know why there were fourteen invisible people watching me during my resurrect?"

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"I'd say that somebody opened a scroll and Explosive Rumors went off in their face, but I think it was actually more of a Symbol of Rumor or possibly that somebody Wished for there to be lots of rumors about Project Lawful and they didn't use a safe phrasing of that either."

"Honestly, I probably didn't help with that a lot.  But I don't even know what Carissa Sevar has been doing, except that it's somehow scaring people even more than suddenly cake."

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"My contract devil was all like 'It would be contrary to the nature of Hell if you couldn't tell me everything you know, and if that requires a promotion so be it, and if I get promoted above my place and destroyed, so be it.'  So I told him about Keltham and what Keltham knows and you being Cayden Cailean's oracle and Nethys giving Ione book powers and Carissa Sevar fucking the Queen -"

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"She what?  No, strike that, that makes perfect sense, continue."

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"Anyways, my contract devil's reaction to all of that was:  Carissa Sevar?  Tell me more."

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"Pffffft," says Pilar.

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"It's true!"

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"I believe you, I was just saying pfffffft."

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"Anything else interesting happen while I was gone -"

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"Not really, unless you count a day or so of moderately stormy weather, from the war between the gods that got kicked off by Nidal's attack on our villa, but it didn't destroy all the crops like the last god-war a century ago, and now Zon-Kuthon has been sealed away in a vault to which only Iomedae has the key."

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"Yeah, that's not much.  Does that mean we're at war with Nidal and their clerics are still getting spells, though?"

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"All of their diamonds ended up in Cheliax somehow, which I am sadly, utterly certain had something to do with Project Lawful in some way or another."

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"Not much of a war then."

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"Nope, but nonetheless tomorrow at dawn we're heading out to an old fortress that's being renovated for us, after another divine intervention by Asmodeus, because Project Lawful hadn't gotten even a single divine intervention that day and it was almost going to be a full 24 sequential hours there.  Being there is somehow going to protect us from the other gods interfering, so more people can be around and not get turned into oracles of the Stupid Good god of utter derangement and cake, like some previous unfortunate victims of Project Lawful."

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"Hope it's as nice as the last place but I know it probably won't be."

"Just to be clear, you were lying about everything up until the fortress part, right?"

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"Nope."

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