Project Lawful was started because of a direct divine vision from Asmodeus Himself.
The project manager of Project Lawful committed suicide and had to be severely tortured in Hell into consenting to be Raised before he was put back on the project.
The top weapons enchanter at the entire Worldwound now works at Project Lawful instead. No she isn't actually third-circle, are you stupid?
All of the Security wizards on Project Lawful have requested reassignment.
Otolmens is very concerned about Project Lawful. [Rumored among Otolmens-cleared individuals only, of course.]
The oldest Project Lawful girl is secretly the real leader of Project Lawful.
If an event worth celebrating happens to you, one of the girls on Project Lawful will already be standing behind you and will offer you cake. It's good cake and eating it seems to be completely safe as far as anyone can tell. Nobody knows what happens if you refuse to eat it.
You are not authorized to correct the heresies of Project Lawful.
One of the Project Lawful girls is secretly Abrogail Thrune, no, you shut up, she totally does that to people.
Nobody at the Palace knows where the original authorization for Project Lawful came from but everybody is afraid to be the one who takes responsibility for canceling it.
Abrogail Thrune is negotiating with Project Lawful for the use of its women.
When Project Lawful moved out of their previous location, they left behind sealed-up skeletons decades old despite having only been operating there for 2 days.
No the cake girl doesn't give a shit what kind of Forbiddance is up or what kind of wards were on the room. Because Project Lawful that's why. Why yes, that does sound potentially useful if it could be controlled! In unrelated news I hear that Nidal's diamond supply is now in Cheliax for some reason and that their first strike in the war was on Project Lawful, did you think about that question for literally five seconds before opening your mouth?
Starting a war among the gods isn't the most extreme thing Project Lawful has ever done, just the most extreme thing they couldn't cover up.
Project Lawful originally started in an incredibly expensive archduke's villa that it took them nearly 2 full days to finish destroying - no, I heard it was mostly gone before the Nidal attack started -
One Project Lawful girl believes she's one of only 12 people Aspexia Rugatonn really trusts - no seriously, that's what she was thinking to herself, the guy said - no, her thoughts weren't otherwise crazy -
So apparently every devil in Hell has heard of Carissa Sevar by name. Because of resurrectees who reported to their contract devil, that's why. Yes, in principle that could be true, but why would it be only contract devils who work with Cheliax -
Even Barons of Hell can't afford to buy the souls of Project Lawful girls in Dis's markets.
I heard Carissa Sevar was chosen by Asmodeus Himself, no, they didn't say chosen for what exactly, that's classified -
If Contessa Lrilatha, Gorthoklek, Aspexia Rugatonn, and Abrogail Thrune want to meet Carissa Sevar, and Carissa Sevar wants a nap, guess who gets notified when who else's nap gets finished.
Project Lawful's manager once managed to piss off Aspexia Rugatonn, Contessa Lrilatha, and Gorthoklek, all in the same day. No shit it didn't turn out well for him. Needed his ass pulled out of the torture room by Asmodeus Himself. That absolutely happened, I was on duty. Yes a direct divine intervention to do that would be very surprising anywhere else. You're new to Project Lawful, aren't you? Project Lawful has never made it through an entire day without a direct divine intervention, the average is usually more like 3, and at some point the gods are literally going to run out of energy to prevent whatever it is they're trying to prevent.
Are we actually sure that Hell itself knows what is going on with Project Lawful, I mean, has anyone actually summoned a senior devil and checked that they know, is what I'm trying to ask here - all right, that's fair, if Contessa Lrilatha has been spotted on-site then I'm less worried -
One of Project Lawful's girls can see the future even with prophecy broken, and warned of a coming war with Nidal, but the project manager ignored her until it got to the point where she was yelling about incoming shadows in thirty seconds. Yeah 'oops' doesn't really cover it, Gorthoklek didn't think so either.
The project manager of Project Lawful has been cursed by Pharasma Herself with all of Her malice.
One of the girls on Project Lawful who died during the Nidal attack got sorted to Elysium - no, they Raised her successfully - well obviously she consented to be Raised so she could try harder for Lawful Evil next time, just as any faithful Asmodean would do in her place, now would you care to explain why you asked a question with such an obvious answer -
One of the girls on Project Lawful is constantly calling out to Takaral, who is apparently a Neutral Evil herald of the god Nethys, not that anybody seems to think this could possibly be heretical or something.
Asmodeus and Abadar are collaborating on Project Lawful. [Because the two gods are known collaborators and it's called 'Project Lawful', not because it leaked via knowledge about Keltham directly.]
Asmodeus and Erecura are collaborating on Project Lawful.
Asmodeus and Nethys are collaborating on Project Lawful.
Asmodeus and Cayden Cailean are collaborating on Project Lawful.
Oh, well, I heard that Asmodeus and Milani are collaborating on Project Lawful - yes of course I made that up just now, now how about you admit the Cayden Cailean thing is also made up -
One of the girls in Project Lawful sometimes thinks about herself as belonging to Nethys, not that anybody else in Security seems to consider this could possibly represent a serious concern for multiple reasons.
Nethys just fucking loves Project Lawful
one of the girls on Project Lawful has been rigged to EXPLODE
secret prediction markets in Osirion are giving odds of 1:8 that Project Lawful DESTROYS THE MULTIVERSE
even the gods are forbidden to intervene in Project Lawful
The discovery that started up Project Lawful was made by Carissa Sevar while she was serving at the Worldwound, no shit you're not allowed to ask what it is.
Project Lawful has been instrumental in all of Cheliax's military victories over Nidal.
One of the Project Lawful girls is secretly the heiress of a County and dresses accordingly.
The library of Project Lawful looks tiny but apparently has as many books available as a major academy library, if someone asks the Project Lawful girl serving as a librarian to 'go look for them in another room', not that there's a Forbiddance in place or anything.
The librarian of Project Lawful knows any time one of her books is damaged.
The librarian of Project Lawful cannot leave her library and sleeps in a room inside it.
Project Lawful 'wizard' girls have been spotted also casting cleric/oracle spells up to second circle.
One of the Project Lawful 'girls' used 5 different cantrips in a day - well, I mean, she wasn't obvious about it, two different Securities had to compare notes to figure it out -
One of the girls on Project Lawful is secretly the cleric of a god other than Asmodeus and nobody on Project Lawful knows who, including the girl herself. Yes, the question of how they know that is then an interesting question, and if we were talking about anything except for Project Lawful you might have a point.
All of the Project Lawful girls were completely normal before they started working for Project Lawful, yeah, I know, right, it didn't sound very plausible to me either.
So about the old halfling who detects as Lawful Neutral if you can detect him at all, the most interesting theory I've heard is that he's another form of The Old Man - yeah, I know it's confusing, but one of the heralds of Irori is apparently called that - how would I know why, maybe it's called 'Project Lawful' for a reason -
A Lawful outsider is being held prisoner inside Project Lawful and interrogated for information. [Not a Keltham info leak except indirectly via the name 'Project Lawful'.]
Project Lawful is intensively studying the history of Taldor in order to launch a team of operatives into Taldor's past which will convert Taldor to worship of Asmodeus in the present.
The girls of Project Lawful are collaborating on writing a new kind of romance novel for official publication.
Cheliax's most-senior retired honeypot instructor was summoned to teach a Project Lawful girl to corrupt paladins more effectively, but after reviewing transcripts the instructor said she was vastly out of her league and went home.
Project Lawful goes through an awful lot of mice on a daily basis.
Actually all the Project Lawful girls except Sevar are from the current graduating class at Ostenso wizard academy. No you shut up, I don't care how little sense that makes, my brother is attending that academy. Yeah that's the same thing I was thinking, they probably were normal girls at first, rounded up for an experiment, who got exposed to whatever it is that Project Lawful is studying.
Project Lawful girls get to decide their own punishments, especially for heresy.
Can we maybe talk in the first place about why everyone in Project Lawful who isn't Security is apparently a pretty girl or beautiful woman - we're not talking about that, okay, fine, we're not talking about it.
Project Lawful reports are the only known thing that causes Aspexia Rugatonn to laugh.