"Is your proposal here that we read in a couple hundred people on everything we know about the secret that may have started the godwar.... so that the betting markets resolve."
"Yes," the Prince Merenre says. "Precisely because something about the situation may have started a godwar. It's important, so we need to be competent to reason about it, so the betting markets need to be something more than a fancy layer of fuzziness on top of all my personal guesses."
"I trust precisely thirty people with this," says the pharaoh of Osirion. "And all of them know better than to bet against you, ever, about anything where they don't have inside information."
"In principle we can fix that with more lopsided payoffs," says Merenre. "They can't be infinitely confident in my being better than them."
"I predict their bets-against-you will cluster around yours, if they're allowed to know yours, and maybe even if they aren't. What I want here is people who'll think of something you haven't. And less of a spread - because come on, this is ridiculous -"
"Where are the markets at right now?" a serious, stiff-robed priest asks.
"Our eighty percent confidence interval spans 'totally useless except to Abadar and three mathematicians' to 'the destruction of the multiverse'".
"- how are they even resolving that -"
"Oh, the usual. That's not the point, the point is, I can't govern like this."
"What if we get predictors from Axis," says the King-Consort. "They've got better participation than us, there's a convenient list of exactly who to ask-"
"Can't afford them."
"If this project is as important as the 50th percentile projection, we can give them the Sphinx."
"- there's a policy proposal, I guess, raffle off every archeological relic in the country, except our God in his wisdom has copies of all of them already -"
"Can you ask Him to pay to subsidize the prediction markets in Aktun?" says Merenre tiredly. This is technically a breach of protocol - they're not supposed to acknowledge, even in private, that the person of the pharaoh is not the person of Abadar Himself - but it's been a long two days since they first learned from Abadar of a complicated situation.
"We subsidize all the prediction markets in Aktun," says the pharaoh, who is not actually the person of Abadar Himself but is closer than most mortals come, and doesn't use the 'we' just as an affectation. "There's still the security question." There are reasons that sometimes when there are ongoing wars you don't just subsidize a bunch of public markets.
Fe-Anar, the Pharaoh's father, mutters a phrase in the fast-changing language of the Maelstrom which no one who doesn't talk to proteans at least weekly, or have permanent Tongues, could hope to understand; it translates approximately to 'lol fuck the security question'.
The pharaoh has permanent Tongues, and also did not need it to know what his father was going to say there. "One thing We would pay a lot to resolve is 'odds that Osirion and Cheliax end up at war over this," he says sharply, "and I expect Hell would also observe that with fascination. And while We don't find the arguments for squishing anomalies before they change Golarion persuasive, obviously, and are appalled that that's been policy for so many millenia, obviously, We're trading with a lot of entities that do find those concerns persuasive. But really We'd make it all public in Axis, subject to some standard nondisclosure agreements, if it weren't obviously an avenue for interference by Hell."
"They've got to have their own predictions."
"Only relevant market public in Hell is the one for the souls of some various adjacent parties, which, uh, keeps getting more expensive, I don't know how to interpret that exactly -"
Fe-Anar mutters a phrase in the fast-changing language of the Maelstrom which translates best to 'fuck Hell'.
"Amen," says everyone else, fervently; they keep on top of how the Maelstrom says that one.
"Is there not," says Merenre, "some kind of ordinary Aktun market participation contract understood to be robust against Hell - really I'm astonished that all Aktun market participation contracts aren't understood to be robust against Hell -"
"They're robust in the sense that if they're fucking around, We'll take their money, in the long run."
"And that long run is measured in - transaction volume? What goes wrong if we just subsidize it."
"That long run is measured in transaction volume and also in time for arbitration courts to make them eat penalty clauses that're still financial in nature -"
"So pay the courts to work inside a time-dilated demiplane. With all earned respect, if this has a one in ten chance of being as important as it looks, you aren't spending enough money on it!"
"I literally cannot afford to spend money on ten things like this, so I need some way to figure out which one is going to get me more than a math textbook!"
"The arbitration courts do already run at whatever speed is necessary for them to resolve in the contractually obligatory time. That's a month sidereal, for current events prediction markets," observes a sparkling ball of gears floating above one of the conference-table seats.
"Do they promise they won't speed up and start settling everything overnight?"
"They do not," says the sparkling ball of gears, with what might be faint amusement.
"First prediction market," says the King-Consort. "Pay a hundred top performers in Axis with a share of future returns from the work of Abadar's new cleric, to get up to speed and then predict what'll go wrong if we make the betting open in Axis and try to beat Hell at what is, in the end, our game, more than theirs."
"The future returns from the project aren't ours."
"The cleric's ours -"
"The cleric's - so it's not clear he is, is the thing, Abadar's tried to show me what He's looking at but I don't understand it, and I certainly don't know that he considers himself to have entered into a trade relationship with us where we can conditionally commit his resources according to our model of what he'll be willing to pay for later -"
"A share of future returns from the project conditional on the target agreeing that this market served his interests -"
"Not to harp on this too much, but, all of what was just proposed plus 'inside time-dilation', we're already later to this than I'd like because of the Zon-Kuthon war -"
"Because of the Zon-Kuthon war We have fewer resources to run bits of Aktun in time-dilation than We'd like."
"Can you put numbers, when you say things like that, like, precisely how much time-dilation can we have at what multiplier on its usual cost."
"I really can't."
"I mean, give me an order of magnitude -"
"If Abadar were able to put orders of magnitude in His visions then We would have so many fewer problems!"
"Proposal: a communication to the target in Cheliax to the effect 'subsidizing prediction market in Aktun, evaluate policy questions relevant to you with promised share project returns, reply yes no"
"Cheliax is we believe committed to not murdering him if in their evaluation he starts to look dangerous to their interests but they're neither above nor prohibited from neglecting to prevent his capture by Nidal. Which isn't to say not to contact him, it might be worth it, it's just to say, I continue to want some way of evaluating these ideas before we try them other than gut instinct."
"Yeah, all right."
"Market now, contact him in the dead of night if the market thinks it's a good idea, ready to grab him if he decides to leave Cheliax -"
"Have you learned anything from the last two days," says the pharaoh. "We will make absolutely no plans with a twelve-hour time horizon. Who knows which gods will be at war by then."