Pilar Pineda wakes in the dawn light of Elysium, still immersed in the pool of glowing slimes where she was resting that night. It seems that she is no longer chained, no longer bears those marks that tell Elysians how to mistreat her. She is as naked, now, as when she first appeared here; though the pool slimes would be protecting her modesty if Asmodean wizard students were allowed to retain any.
Standing before her is the bizarre, brightly colored, un-reality-resembling form of Cayden Cailean's - herald? Delegate? It's not clear what she is in many senses, just that she (or is it She?) obeys, or, as the locals would have it, 'works with', Cayden Cailean.
Pilar knows, even before She speaks, what She will say.
"They'll call you very soon," says She to Pilar. "Are you still sure you want to go back?"
"Yes I am sure," Pilar says firmly. "And, if it's in any way possible, I don't want to come here next time. Even if I can't get Maledicted in time, don't take me here again, just let me get my proper trial from Pharasma. I belong in Hell. And yes, I know that when I'm in Hell, I'll many times wish I was here. But I'm actually Lawful Evil, and this was a lovely place to visit, but it's not where I belong."
The strange being nods Her head. "Okay."
Pilar was expecting more of an argument. "Okay?" she repeats.
"An it harm none other, do as ye will! It may not be the whole of the Law, but it sure is a great big part of Chaotic Good! We're not going to keep you here if you say you'd rather be somewhere else."
From far away, Pilar hears the call. Yes, she answers, with her mind, with her soul, and a majority if not the absolute entirety of her heart. Yes, I want to go back. To serve Asmodeus in Golarion, and then in Hell.
And she feels herself start to fade.
She's fading really very slowly, for some reason, and seems to basically be still here.
"Time is running super fast for us right now, relative to Golarion," says the strange being. "I am willing that it be so. Raise Dead takes a minute to cast, and it turns out, there's a few more things you need to hear before you go!"
"Is this where you spring some sort of Chaotic Good trap on me?" Pilar says suspiciously.
"No. It's where I tell you that Cayden Cailean won't be able to take you, if you die for real. He was only able to get away with this because you were going to go back and Cayden Cailean knew that. You're right, Lawful Evil to Chaotic Good is something of a stretch. We could arrange a visit, but we can't offer you citizenship, not really."
Pilar now has additional questions. "Wait - if I could never stay here in the first place, why did you keep asking me if I really wanted to go back to Golarion and go on to Hell - why send me on this whole tour to convince me to say no to the Raise Dead -"
The strange being laughs Her strange high-pitched cheerful laugh. "Well, because it was important that you knew for yourself, you see! There's not many people who can go to Hell with a whole heart, or who really and truly want to belong to Asmodeus when Asmodeus cares so little about them. Many, many, many fewer people than have convinced themselves that they're okay with it." The strange being looks sad, now. "Not many people in Cheliax would make the decision you just did, if they had really been to Elysium, and if they really thought they could stay. If Asmodeus's followers had any sense they'd throw you a huge party about it, when you got back to Golarion, but they won't do that either. Most of them won't want to admit, if they even let themselves know it, that they would never do what you did."
On reflection, the Elysians never once did tell her explicitly that she could stay, just kept on asking her if she was sure she wanted to go back. "What in the name of Asmodeus... um. What is Cayden Cailean planning? Why do that?" She doesn't expect them to just actually tell her, but, Chaotic Good outsider, she should at least try.
"You don't think it's just the sort of thing that Chaotic Good people do?"
"No," says Pilar. "This is way, waaay, waaaay too much effort for just getting one Asmodean to know for certain that she's an Asmodean, when, in fact, she already knew that." (Elysium has affected her speech patterns, Pilar notes, she'd better watch that when she gets back.)
"Did she really know it, though? There'd be an awful lot of Asmodeans who said they were certain they were Asmodeans, who'd never let themselves think that wasn't true. But if they were in Elysium and had the chance to stay, they'd say yes in a heartbeat. Could you know you weren't one of those, if you hadn't really tried it?"
"Yes, I could, actually," Pilar says. "But more importantly, that is not the whole point of this operation. What is?"
The strange being slyly winks one of the inhumanly huge, luminous white-black-blue-white eyes in Her head. "Well, that would be telling. But, guess what - the part where Cayden Cailean turned you into His oracle is going to help Asmodeus, in the end!"
"Really."
"Really! You're truly loyal to Asmodeus, Pilar. I'm not going to say we'd never use somebody like you against her own god, but it's still the sort of thing that Good prefers not to do. According to Asmodeus's own values, He'll be better off in the world where Pilar Pineda became an oracle of Cayden Cailean than in the world where you didn't. Obviously that's not the real point from Cayden Cailean's perspective, but it still happens to be true."
Chaotic Good and Lawful Evil don't have a whole lot of common interests, but they do have some. "...Is this about keeping Rovagug sealed, or the Worldwound, or something?"
"One of those three for sure!"
Pilar can feel herself to have almost entirely faded, now. Golarion is calling her, it's not her home, but it's on her way.
"And maybe it's not the real point either," says the un-reality-looking bright-pink sort-of-horse, "but with so many people in Hell, who don't want to be there, it would be sad if one of the very few people who did want to be there, couldn't go. Asmodeus isn't a friend to anyone, but that doesn't mean He doesn't need anyone to be a friend to Him. After all, sometimes -"
Pilar hears the last words with her soul's mind more than her soul's ears.
"- friendship can be the greatest magic of all!"