Demon Cam in Haven City
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He appears in a circle with a human standing before him. The human shrieks. Also now he speaks Portuguese and a little English.

"Uh," says the human. "Uh, you. Uh."

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"Hi, summoner," he attempts to pronounce in Portuguese. He really needs different mouthparts if he wants to be consistently understood, though.

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"Is that, uh, a takeoff from a movie I haven't seen or your... own design."

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"...Second one. You like it?" He looks down and tries to read the circle.

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The circle is many paragraphs' worth of legalese wrapped around a circle, which makes it kind of hard to read. It says things about what he is not allowed to change in and out of the context of a task.

"Uh, if you wanna be a movie monster I can - I can hook you up."

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He shakes his head, hoping that means the same thing here. "Tempting, but I'm not looking for anything long-term right now."

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"Yeah, I was actually looking for set design people but that's long term too. Okay, uh, bye."

An awkward sixty seconds later he's back in the glowy city.

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"Does anyone speak whatever this is?" he asks whoever happens to be nearby, in Portuguese.

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"Oh, I do!" says a nearby angel. "Wow, that's really something, how long did that take you to figure out? You've gotta have been studying biology for a thousand years, wow."

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"I was born with it. I'm an alien summoner from another planet. Actually, I was hoping there was some kind of orientation for new people?"

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"...whoa, I thought for sure we'd have heard about it if there were aliens," the angel says. "Um, yeah, there's an office - I think I remember where it is - it's - oh, you can't fly, can you, I don't know how to get there walking."

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"I could... turn my arms into wings? But I don't know how."

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"...you turned yourself into that and you don't know how to do wings?"

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"I did say I'm an alien but maybe I should figure out a more articulated mouth before I say it again. Is the orientation place itself flying or could I climb to it?"

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"Oh, I think there is a walking path, but I don't know it, I always fly. Wow, an alien, a real alien. Do you hatch from eggs, did demons figure out how to make alien eggs?"

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Oh, fuck. There's one technical difficulty in the way of demons doing that and he's already figured out how to get around it.

"Definitely yes to the first, I think also yes to the second."

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"Yikes! They treating you guys all right in Hell?"

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"So the funny story about this is that I actually died and came here because my planet is in the process of being conquered by a demon - it's a very quiet conquest because it's not like anyone can stop him and it's not like he's particularly done anything wrong by human standards - and I wanted to know if there was... prior art on what to do about that."

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"...why isn't the demon who made you doing anything?"

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"Ironically enough this would be easier to explain if you could conjure things - our planet was just a human planet before we started living on it, and we're dealing with a summoned demon, and I don't think it's in hell although if hell has stars in the sky then I can't confirm it isn't - anyway, I know this sounds ridiculous, and I don't need you to do anything about it, I just want the orientation and to know how demons think."

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"...right, okay. I'll fly there and ask for walking directions for you." She takes off, she's back about five minutes later. "This way."

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"Thanks." He'll go this way, then.

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She leads him to an office which has Portuguese as one of many languages on its sign saying "New Angels". "I don't know if they have a Portuguese speaker in right now," she says, "did you get anything else?"

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"A little bit of something, I guess I can take another summons if I have to but I don't think I'm very useful to the summoners yet."

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"Okay, well, they might have one, lots of people speak it." She pushes through the door and holds it for him. "There you go. Do you have a Portuguese -"

"I can get along in Portuguese as long as it's Martian dialect?" replies the angel condensing water out of the air to sprinkle on the office plants.

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