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"This is a really nepotistic operation you have going."

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"Well, obviously we can't teach most wizards summoning so Timothy'd have just told people he can definitely trust."

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"Why can't you?" wonders Amriac.

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"There're, like, mind-control spells. I bet lots of people would find that more convenient than making deals. There're also, like, love potions, that'd sort of enable deals..."

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"Huh. Do those work on daeva? If we're not letting 'em?"

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"I have no idea but Minor said 'we don't know if the Killing Curse works' which - makes me suspect I know what Timothy would have tried."

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"What a creatively named curse. I bet it kills people. Would he have tried to kill a daeva?"

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"No, unless there are daeva who want to try dying. But it's one of the three Unforgivables and if they had a conversation Minor heard about whether the Killing Curse works on daeva they would have tried the one that does mind control. Which I don't even know how to cast, for the record, if you were wondering, I have dabbled in consensual use of love potions but you go to Azkaban for life for Unforgivables."

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"...Is that the thing he put on the moon or am I mixed up."

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"Okay, I guess you don't go to Azkaban for life anymore. Yesterday you went to Azkaban for life for Unforgivables."

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"Yesterday you went to Azkaban for a day and then you went to the moon," she corrects, amused.

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"When opportunities to learn the Unforgivable Curses arose I was under the mistaken impression that if I cast them I would go to Azkaban for life. Instead I would have gone to Azkaban until today, and now I would be on the Moon. Still doesn't seem worth it."

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"I've been summoned to a lunar colony one time. It was perfectly nice."

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"I am sure it beats Azkaban." He draws some glowing fabric out of his robes, wraps up his computer very tenderly, and tucks the package away. 

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"It's not super fragile. Why do you have magic glow fabric?"

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"Makes it not summonable off my person; it glows because I'm theatrical and I like powerful things to look powerful."

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"It won't do anybody else any good. Well, not after you've finished training it."

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"How's that work?"

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"It's an anti-demon security measure! It learns how you think and checks a million times a second to see if you're operating it and won't respond to anyone else. So if someone makes your computer they don't get what you store on it."

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"That's kind of brilliant. I will make it more applicable magic glowy fabric."

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"Oh, what else can you make glowy fabric do?"

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"Wherever I set it down it's conveniently there in my pocket the next time I want it, if anyone else tries to take it they get an animated angry one which tries to bite their nose, it changes colors every time I take it out..."

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"Why would you make it change colors?" she laughs.

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"To show off? Most spells aren't useful. We do a lot of turning kittens into dishware, and I've never had kittens and needed dishware in my life."

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"Kittens? Genuine kittens not demonic ones?"

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