an otome heroine in a red district
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"Are you a computer program?" asks the kid.

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"Yes. I am the sixth designated delta fork of the AI Solace."

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"What are you for?"

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"My projected tasks are answering questions about Villarosa, facilitating access to the Villarosa internet, and providing access to various private databases managed by the AI Solace."

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"We have Internet here? Will it work with our pocket everythings?" asks the dad.

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"Compatibility between Villarosa internet services and Amentan computing devices has not yet been achieved. The Villarosa Internet may be accessed through screens available on request." Demonstratively, she pulls up a holographic screen, more opaque than her own projection, containing the home page of a popular Villarosa browser, Racines. 

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"Do we request them from... you?"

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"Yes. This is one of the primary purposes of an AI of my complexity."

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"It would be nice to get online."

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"The possibility of simply providing physical devices instead was considered, but it was judged that assistance would likely be valuable, to begin with."

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"Yeah, you probably have different... icons and stuff."

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"And stuff," the AI agrees. 

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"Do screens get delivered, or do we go get them somewhere...?"

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...She points at the holographic screen she pulled up.

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"Oh, we just use - the one you're - projecting?"

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"Yes. I can maintain arbitrary numbers of them at once."

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"Oh. Okay."

"I want to see pictures of animals," says the two year old.

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She presents the two-year-old with a screen with search engine image results for cute animals. 

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He is delighted by all the weird alien animals. "Can reds have PETS on this planet?" he asks.

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"Yes. Would you like to learn more about domestic animals in the Villarosan systems?"

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"Yeah!"

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She filters the selection of pets she brings up for suitability for small children--nothing really high-maintainence that their parents will inevitably have to actually take care of, nothing delicate that's easy to harm by accident. But this still leaves a wide selection of highly-engineered fluffy creatures, some of which are recognizably derived from (or at least based on) old Earth critters like cats and dogs, some of which are not. Popular offerings include tiny elephants and tie dye penguins and a fictional critter that looks sort of halfway between a Care Bear and a lemur.

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The kid is fascinated by Earth-derived dogs and will happily scan lists of breeds trying to find the best one all afternoon.

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After probing a bit into his tastes, she recommends some breeds in the doberman/german shepherd/we engineered this to look like a cross between a wolf and a jackal because why not family.

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Eventually he settles on a mostly-sheltie derivative and previews it in pink and wants to know how he can get a puppy.

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