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Mmmaybe they should leave Fay to enjoy her Saturday?

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Maybe.

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Fay laughs. "Go on you two."

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"See you later!"

Dragon room?

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Dragon room!

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The next few weeks go amazingly, as far as Anathema's concerned. They successfully hide their marriage from the Weasley twins, though that requires one of the Potter-Cantas accompanying on any quest requiring the Map to operate it. Grim gets back to them fairly quickly with a cheerfully thorough run down of how the Marauders' Map works and the process for adding new corridors and notes - which they built in when making it, and some of the corridors on there were actually added after its initial creation. (Apparently the name thing tags you with names you'd answer to or introduce yourself as, but while they never managed to test this he's pretty sure it'd be fooled by Occlumency.)

The harassment campaign on Umbridge kicks into such high gear she starts having significant trouble being horrid, since while she's flailing at everyone she catches, she's spending so much time undoing 'pranks' that she has less free time to argue for new Educational Decrees, and she's constantly flustered and worked up. She never finds enough proof to accuse anyone with anything substantiated, and she starts obsessing over getting Peeves exorcised after some of the 'pranks' do get successfully attributed to him.

It's not just the Potter-Cantas and the Weasleys and Peeves messing with Umbridge, either - they seem to have emboldened a significant fraction of the student populace, and the other professors are turning a blind eye to anyone messing with the 'High Inquisitor.'

And, shortly after spring break, Anathema bounces up to her wife to announce she thinks she's worked out how to change rooms around in Hogwarts proper.

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"Oh, that's exciting. Going to toss Umbridge into the lake?"

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"I think it should be doable - a couple levels of the dungeons have windows into the lake, actually, so even if I can't get her office detached into its own little lake cottage, I should be able to cozy it up against that wall and open her new window..."

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"Put a drain or something in the hallway. Filch'd be barking."

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"I was thinking don't even have any openings into the rest of the castle. Only way out's through the lake."

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Ellie laughs.

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Kiss.

"I need to actually be in the hallway outside her office, though - I think I could do it from anywhere if I was Headmaster? But controls as a student are less convenient."

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"Just instate yourself as Headmaster, then."

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"But then I'd be tied to Hogwarts most of the year, and we couldn't travel the world."

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"Just for the day, then. Shortest Headmastership in Hogwarts history. You'll get a paragraph of your own when they do the next edition of Hogwarts, a History."

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She laughs.

"Sadly that'd require at least another month of poking," she teases. "And the sooner we can evict Umbridge, the better."

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"Better not to wait that long," she nods. "Need a lookout?"

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"Yeah. Don't think I can really watch the Map while messing with it."

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"Ready to go now?"

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"Yeah. Though guess we should think if we want her in the office at the time..."

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"...How good d'you think her Bubble Head Charm is?"

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"She doesn't seem very magically competent... But I'm sure the giant squid wouldn't let her drown all the way."

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"It is helpful like that."

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