WEI YING IS PERFECT AND THIS IS GREAT NEWS LAN ZHAN LOVES HER SO MUCH!!!

Lan Zhan will express her enthusiasm by attempting to eat Wei Ying's neck.

Well. From that position Wei Ying can nibble Lan Zhan's ear. 

Lan Zhan is Distracted. Happy gaspy noises.

While Lan Zhan is Distracted Wei Ying can nibble SO MUCH of her wife. 

That is EVEN MORE DISTRACTING.

But appreciated! Wei Ying's wife is highly in favor of being nibbled. Wei Ying's wife is so lucky to have a Wei Ying.

Well Wei Ying is so lucky to have her wife, so there. 

"I love you so much," she mumbles into some particularly nibbleable skin. 

"Mmmm, ahh. Love... you. Wei Ying is p... prettier than, the moon. Ahh."

"Ah! Lan Zhan! Throwing my own compliments back in my face!" Nuzzle-nibble. "Love you too, so much, want to make you feel so good..."

Eeeeeeeeee. Lan Zhan wraps arms and legs around her wife and clings, moaning at the nuzzle-nibbling. "Mmmmmmmlove you, love you..."

"Love you, love you, love my Lan Zhan, my wife," Wei Ying sighs, and then proceeds to do some things to Lan Zhan that involve significantly less teeth and significantly more tongue. 

She licks her lips clean, afterwards, and nuzzles the inside of Lan Zhan's thigh. 

"It's such a pity you won't remember this tomorrow," she sighs. "Come on, we should probably get back." 

Wei Ying carefully tugs Lan Zhan up onto her feet and out of the bushes and onto the road. 

Lan Zhan, contentedly dazed, is amenable to this.

She will do her best to take Lan Zhan home with no further interruptions, then, half-cuddling her the whole way. 

Cuddlecuddlecuddle.

They are noticed and nodded at by some guards when they reach their encampment. Only a few moments later, Meng Yao materializes in front of them. He immediately looks profoundly relieved. "A-Ying! Lan-guniang!" Bow. "Are you both well?"

"We're fine. Lan Zhan was distressed that we didn't have any toys for the baby yet and insisted we go out and fix that." 

How fixing that involved Wei Ying's hair ending up in this becombed lovecraftian twist or the both of them getting bits of foliage on them may be left as an exercise for the reader. 

Meng Yao takes the lovecraftian hair abomination in stride, and does not visibly react to that or the bits of foliage in any way.

"Ah, I am just so relieved. What happened at the feast was so horrible, truly, that should never have been permitted to happen. This one apologizes for his incompetence."

"I don't think any of us expected this to happen! I should've stopped this except I got up briefly to deal with something. This isn't your fault, Yao-ge. ...And if you haven't spoken to your mother since we left the healer's the baby is fine." Deep sigh of relief.

"Mother told me! What a relief... Sect Leader Nie has assigned the perpetrator punishment duties for the remainder of the war. Waiting to banish such a petty coward is wise; if we sent him off now, he could easily defect to the Wen." Meng Yao bites his lip. "I only hope that punishment is enough to dissuade him from again harming Lan-guniang or anyone else while he remains in our encampment."

"It had fucking well better. If he tries anything like this again I'm not sure what I'll do to him but I am very creative." 

"We are lucky to have you looking out for us, A-Ying."

This conversation is unimportant and boring. Lan Zhan starts wandering off in search of something more interesting.